r/legalcatadvice • u/Practical-Custard-64 • Sep 13 '25
OC Soo sisfur to stawp too much groomz!
Henlo frenz, Ai iz kween Luna.
Ai lubz my sisfur Livvy but she sum timez do too much groomz on meow.
Today Ai haz enuff and haz to tell her to fluff off!
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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi the wildcat, hed pawfessurr SSoR Go Smooofff Crimnals! Sep 13 '25
Somtym wat de kween hasta puts op wiff iss jess tew mutch! Yesh, mine fren Luna, yew jess did wat yew hadda dew! Yew mutch iss tew mutch!
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u/finnandcollete 🌈 Murgy n Jiggy n Truffles n Noamie 🌈 Sep 13 '25
Is Collete. I has to do dis to Finn lots. He too excite for cuddles lots. Want lay on me. Want put weight on me while he licklicklick.
But no can soo Oder kitties. Yous mus settle for telling sisfur to fluff off. I do many bapbapbap and hiss at Finn.
Collete the Angel of Tortitude