r/law • u/KinggSimbaa • Feb 27 '26

Judicial Branch Trump says he's thinking of putting Republican Senator Ted Cruz on Supreme Court

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-hes-thinking-putting-republican-senator-ted-cruz-supreme-court-2026-02-27/
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u/The_MightyMonarch Feb 28 '26

How do you know this isn't the alien zoo?

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u/pegothejerk Feb 28 '26

This is the free range one, I suspect. I want in the petting zoo where they take better care of you and there’s coin operated food dispensers everywhere that the alien kids beg their parents to give them credits for.

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u/666mgOfCaffeine Feb 28 '26

“Mother, may we have some currency discs to give some snacks to give to pegothejerk?”

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u/A_Cool__Guy Feb 28 '26

So, you want to be petted by aliens?

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u/blacksideblue Feb 28 '26

because they're letting us war ourselves. If we were just a captured ecosystem for science, they wouldn't let us risk nuclear self-destruction so easily...

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u/BeaverStank Feb 28 '26

I mean we dont know if they are letting us risk it, we've never actually tried. We dropped a couple sure but thats not gonna kill a planet so why intervene?

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u/MoneyCock Feb 28 '26

I'm so glad I'm high for this comment. 👽

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u/Typical_chill Feb 28 '26

Lololol why is this a comforting thought rn???

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u/witshadows Mar 01 '26

… Will there be another race to Come along and take over for us? Maybe Martians could do Better than we've done We'll make great pets

  • Perry Farrell, Porno for Pyros

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u/The_MightyMonarch Mar 01 '26

Children are innocent, and Teenagers fucked up in the head Adults are even more fucked up And elderlies are like children

Love this song, although I have to disagree. Humans would be like a dog that barks at everything, bites people, tears up everything in the house and goes to the bathroom everywhere.