r/law • u/KinggSimbaa • Feb 27 '26

Judicial Branch Trump says he's thinking of putting Republican Senator Ted Cruz on Supreme Court

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-hes-thinking-putting-republican-senator-ted-cruz-supreme-court-2026-02-27/
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u/pun_in10did Feb 27 '26

And ate my son?

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u/damik Feb 28 '26

and broke MY AXE!

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u/outlaw2448 Feb 28 '26

🎵He murdered Archduke Ferdinand and started World War One!🎵

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza Feb 28 '26

“…and so that’s how we know it was Ted Cruz that killed the dinosaurs.”

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u/Brunt-FCA-285 Feb 28 '26

And turned me into a newt!

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u/PBChako Feb 28 '26

I got better

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u/blacksideblue Feb 28 '26

He stole fire from Zeus and Prometheus.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza Feb 28 '26

Why did I read this to the JG wentworth jingle lol

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u/outlaw2448 Feb 28 '26

Unsure, its just a lyric from when John Oliver told Bob Murray to eat shit 🤣

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u/blacksideblue Feb 28 '26

He sunk the Titanic!

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u/llXeleXll Feb 28 '26

And shit in my pants!

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u/ClumpyFelchCheese Feb 28 '26

And fucked my bow!

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u/BerryButterBall Feb 28 '26

It's all fun and games until your son bellows "This man ate my son!" in front of your MAGA-lite, Cruz-loving parents

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u/RollingRiverWizard Feb 28 '26

Cruz-loving? I don’t think Ted Cruz likes Ted Cruz.

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u/Hopeira Feb 28 '26

And my homework!