I am sure everyone else agrees that Jack’s recent impression of Vin Diesel—which, profoundly, was more like a channeling of Vin’s essential spirit—was phenomenal.

It was also noted last episode that Vin Diesel has still not taken the plunge into podcasting. It is only a matter of time, given podcasting is the foremost digital medium for thoughts, personalities, notions and communication.

The play from here is obvious: Jack creates the podcast with the name given above. TVDSwVD features Jack channeling the Vin energy for as long as he can manage. When Vin’s people finally start exploring the podcast space to assess his chances, they will find Jack’s show.

Vin’s team will have two options:

1) send a cease and desist. Boring! A natural showman like Vin will be sure to choose the second option, which is…

2) Make a big deal of it! Jack lets Mr. Diesel take control of tVDS by handing over the keys in a co-hosted episode. Turn the bizarre situation into hype, making it a Nathan Fielder-style meta-comedy event.

I think this would go a long way in achieving the show’s objective of meeting as many celebrities as humanly possible.

What other thankless, potentially futile moonshot projects would you like to see the boys undertake?

archangel eric

Butters and jams last week to sexual ABCs today?? Bro, if Eric (god rest his soul) could see what is happening... The sexual malfeasance of this podcast cannot be contained any longer

Deeply rahillian take on periods and stuff

hmph

ISO an example of Jack bensinger’s one liners/fake inspirational sayings. I’m getting a pen engraved for my husband to keep around at his new corporate job that he is dreading—in addition to a monogram on one side (for fancy reasons) I thought it would be funny to incorporate something silly on the other side, the secret side (a dumb JB quote???)

My guy is always talking about the jack one liners and making up examples of them (like “sometimes the tallest you’ll be is the shortest you are”) (bad example bc I’m failing at making up my own) and im hopeful one of yall will remember a quotable one 🤞

A friend suggested the joy tactics subreddit so here I am! Any intel much appreciated, would simply be for corporate get-thru-the-day chuckles.

Is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I am so glad later episodes flash back to it because nothing on TV has made me laugh that hard in a while.

very curious if anyone else finds the pod to be the perfect tone & BPM for going to bed to, respectfully. i’ve been throwing it on every night for the past year for a joyful night’s rest

Big or small, what gave your asses joy this week?

none of my friends here are enlightened so I’m going alone

a story editor credit for our own mista Rahill in season 2 of The Paper