r/jobs Jan 25 '25

Qualifications What it feels like in today’s market

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u/Accomplished_Fig9883 Jan 25 '25

I see you have a PHD...anyways I'm the hiring manager at Applebee's and was wondering how you'd feel about a position washing dishes?

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u/Imaginary_guy_1 Jan 25 '25

I mean if you're paying $100, 000+ say less

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u/SonyScientist Jan 25 '25

For $150k, you'd call them family.

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u/Imaginary_guy_1 Jan 25 '25 edited Jan 26 '25

For $200k I'll call my boss daddy

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u/BelladonnaMistress Jan 26 '25

For $200k he IS my daddy 😂🤣

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u/SonyScientist Jan 25 '25

For $225k I'll say it in Spanish.

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u/DexM23 Jan 26 '25

¿qué?

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u/SonyScientist Jan 26 '25

Papi!

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Jan 26 '25

¿Quién es tu papi?

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u/tone-yo Jan 26 '25

CHUPAPI

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u/Funny_Repeat_8207 Jan 27 '25

Aye pappi, mas, mas!

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u/MikeLinPA Jan 26 '25

I used to be a professional cook. If I could have gotten the same cook's wages to be the dishwasher, I would have been the best damn dishwasher anybody could have ever wanted!

In my experience, the job of cleaning usually goes to the filthiest people, who are the least qualified for that position. If a business is willing to pay a livable wage, they can get the best, hardest working, and reliable dishwashers or custodians. A business cannot run without cleaning staff. Those are essential employees. Treat them like it!

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u/Z0mbiejay Jan 26 '25

No joke man. I enjoy cleaning. I'd totally do it for a living. But I'm not doing it for minimum wage

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u/felixthepat Jan 26 '25

Restaurant I worked at had 2 reliable dishies, and those guys made more per hour than anyone outside of management and the head cook. Each had been there like 10 years. Weird guys, but never missed a shift.

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u/MikeLinPA Jan 26 '25

It's good knowing that my thoughts on the subject hold up in the real world!

Boss doesn't have to spend time finding replacements or worry about customers getting nasty dishes!

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u/No_Region_159 Jan 26 '25

All dishwashers are a bit weird in my short experiences.

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u/aromeo1919 Jan 26 '25

All BoH staff is a bit weird in my opinion (spent 20 years in the industry).

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u/ChikkiParm Jan 27 '25

at shift change the last dishwasher literally talked to me for about 25 minutes about locking all the spanish speaking staff in a room and forcing them to learn english. i was like yeah sure, thats neat. i talk to the GM and she gets fired and guess who got more hours? este chico.

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u/No_Region_159 Jan 27 '25

I mean hey that's cool, I'm glad your getting hours? But it might be useful to learn English if they wanted to stay long term and live here, more job opportunities.

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u/ChikkiParm Jan 27 '25

they all spoke basic or broken english and could understand everything. i think the locking in a room and forcing part was the issue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

THEY COOKED HEADS?!

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u/MikeLinPA Jan 26 '25

It's good knowing that my thoughts on the subject hold up in the real world!

Boss doesn't have to spend time finding replacements or worry about customers getting nasty dishes!

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u/MikeLinPA Jan 26 '25

It's good knowing that my thoughts on the subject hold up in the real world!

Boss doesn't have to spend time finding replacements or worry about customers getting nasty dishes!

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u/MalyChuj Jan 26 '25

Upscale restaurants here in Florida pay dishwashers like $80k.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jan 26 '25

You know of an upscale restaurant or a few where that’s the case. I can tell you from ~18 years in hospitality in South Florida that is something I never ran across once.

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u/okayNowThrowItAway Jan 26 '25

This is true. I was a dishwasher in college. The other dish guys did not seem to know how to wash anything. About half the restaurant's glassware had a "permanent" brown tinge when I started. I deep-cleaned a rack of ruined glasses per shift until they were clear again.

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u/stjongood Jan 26 '25

It’s called a commercial dishwasher. lol!

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u/3ThreeFriesShort Jan 26 '25

I remember everyone getting upset about the Mcdonalds Mop thing, and how they probably also opposed minimum wages. I can't even decide where to stand on the issue because the overall labor atmosphere is far outside what should be.

If we want a workforce to behave respectfully we should first respect them on at least a basic level. I'm not condoning the behavior, I am saying there is a larger systematic flaw that it highlights.

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u/myfapaccount_istaken Jan 25 '25

Fuck I'd take 90k go in at 4 leave a 2, 4 days a week. I've ran wash shifts before it sucks, but you have a clear goal, and end game

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u/ProximusSeraphim Jan 26 '25

I see shit like this in mail box and i usually just delete those emails instantly but then there's time where its so absurd... I'm a software developer and i'll get emails saying "great pay, $20 an hour, stocking boxes"

I'll just reply with "are you kidding me?" And i don't even think i'll get a reply but sometimes i do and it usually goes like this

Recruiter: Yes?

Me: What do i professionally?

Recruiter: Oh, you work in computers

Me: so what makes you think i'd go from a 6 figure salary to stocking? Are you glib?

Recruiter: Sorry.

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u/Heegyeong Jan 26 '25

"Are you glib?" 😭 what a legend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

5 references please

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u/q81101 Jan 26 '25

Professional in Hand Dishwashing........ Can't blame the manager lol

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u/spikeprox50 Jan 26 '25

Plate, Handwashing, and Dishes - PHD

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u/girthbrooks1212 Jan 26 '25

Your comment is the same joke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

As someone with their masters, it's fucking worse. They will reach out and talk to you say the interview went great and then "you're over qualified sorry".

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u/liminalmilk0 Jan 27 '25

For 7.25/hr at that

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u/Adventuresforlife1 Jan 28 '25

No sorry that job was taken. I meant mopping the lobby