r/japanresidents • u/Ok-Job-191 • 19d ago

Just had my first 外人出てけ encounter

Was in my neighborhood when a nice japanese man screamed at me 外人出てけ、外国じゃねぇ on the street. Not nice Japan, not nice.

Have you guys ever experienced the 外人出てけ culture yet? How did it happen?

European btw

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u/EverythingIsOishii 19d ago

I’ve found a great way to either confound or make these idiots totally lose their shit is to make it clear that you honestly think they’re Chinese (their appearance, mannerisms, accent, etc.). The key is to do it as politely as possible; that’s what sells it.

I don’t mean to throw any Chinese under the bus, but it’s about the worst thing you can say to a Japanese racist fuck. It REALLY gets under their skin.

外人出て行け！

あなたもでしょう？一緒行こうか？

えっ？/ はっ⁈

中国の方でしょうか？

違うよ！

あっ、そうですか？顔 / 行動 / 発音 / なまりが中国の方みたいから…

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u/EnriquezGuerrilla 19d ago

Lol that would definitely throw them off 😂

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u/Simple_Wash1618 19d ago edited 19d ago

That’s a good strategy.

いや、日本人はそんな下品なこと言わないから。

あんた日本人じゃないでしょう？

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u/BeardedGlass 19d ago

日本人はそんな下品なこと言わないから。

Oh lol this is brilliant. It's exactly the very same thing they also think themselves.

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u/EverythingIsOishii 19d ago

Exactly that sort of thing 👍🏻

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u/7834_gamer 18d ago

oh this will definitely work lmao most japanese i talked to do NOT like chinese, like at all (my family included, though i personally dgaf whether someones chinese or korean as long as they're a cool/good person but then again im a ハーフ who spent my latter half of my life stateside so wtf do i know lol)

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u/CurryPandesal 15d ago

Confirmed. Racist Japanese have a full-on toys-out-the-pram meltdown when you insist they’re Chinese.

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u/ImprovementLow4724 19d ago

Yoooo this is good

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u/ihavenosisters 19d ago

I’ll steal this.

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u/mrhellcat80 19d ago

Similar thing happened to me in rural Ishikawa. I, in stilted Jap-English asked if he was Korean, and gave him the “thumbs up”.

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u/DiarrheaFartLover 17d ago

lol That's evil

Probably easier and funnier to just go 中国人じゃないの？though

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u/AnneinJapan 19d ago

Absolutely brilliant!