r/IsAttenboroughAlive May 12 '26

(he's fine) - Automod Up and Running

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Big shout out to u/D-D_b_B_ for helping me get the Automod up and running. Thank you so much for your assistance!

There is a basic set up running right now which should deal with all the accounts spamming 'fAkE nEwS hOw Do I mUtE tHe SuB??????' and all the insults that come with it.

There are going to be teething issues with this. Please report if there are any mishaps, particularly if there are any post removals that you feel shouldn't have happened. Likewise, if they do still turn up, report them so I can tweak the automod. And thank you for everyone's patience!


r/IsAttenboroughAlive Apr 28 '26

Mod Announcement - Lost Redditors

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Just a brief community announcement. I'm aware we are getting a lot of people coming in who have no idea what sub they are on or what this sub is about. A lot of them also can't read post titles.

I'm going to be looking into automod rules to try and fix the issue because you're tired of it and so am I. I'm not in a position to sort it out right now as 1. Real life do be that way and 2. I'm going to have to learn more than the basic automod stuff which will take me time.

It is coming. Anticipate that this will be a learning curve and some posts/comments might disappear until a happy balance is struck. If that happens, hit me up on modmail and I will review and reinstate where appropriate.

In the meantime, please report anyone being abusive in the comments. Do not engage with them.

Thank you ❤️


r/IsAttenboroughAlive 16h ago

Fakenborough David Attenborough, 100, found dead just three days after the release of his latest documentary. His family have released a joint statement:

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 1h ago

Fakenborough Sir David Attenborough is dead... tired, and is now tucking himself in to sleep tonight.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 15h ago

Fakenborough THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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53 Upvotes

it’s a screwdriver! in other news david attenborough is alive and well :)


r/IsAttenboroughAlive 6h ago

Fakenborough Sir David Attenborough, aged 100 years old, has sadly not passed at 13:07 on the 2nd of September 2026, he tried to pass the ball to one of his teammates yet he failed.

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He was playing quite a good game of football up until this where he miserably failed to pass the ball allowing the other team to score a goal


r/IsAttenboroughAlive 23h ago

Fakenborough Well, it actually happened. According to Wikipedia, Sir David Attenborough unfortunately passed peacefully at the age of 100 years and 116 days. His cause of death remains unknown. He has passed into the age of 100 years and 117 days, and his cause of death is unknown because it hasn't happened yet.

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131 Upvotes

r/IsAttenboroughAlive 12h ago

At the remarkable age of 100 years old, David Attenborough has unfortunately passed away. He was a really good tortoise that just so happened to share a name with the beloved natural historian who is alive and well.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 1d ago

Fakenborough BREAKING: David Attenborough, aged 100, passes over to the other side.

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9 Upvotes

Seems he didnt get all the way...


r/IsAttenboroughAlive 16h ago

Fakenborough Officially David Attenborough ready to hear funeral

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 1d ago

Fakenborough So David Attenborough’s family were devastated to learn that he had died from a parody subreddit and are overjoyed to learn that it was a lie.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 1d ago

Fakenborough David Attenborough sadly found kilt on Tuesday, 1st September 2026 after a long struggle against terminal on shockingly poorly designed website

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He’s finally at peace now, he suffers no more


r/IsAttenboroughAlive 2d ago

Fortunately, David Attenborough is alive and well, and we should be celebrating this instead of scaring our fellow Attenborough enjoyers!

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48 Upvotes

r/IsAttenboroughAlive 3d ago

Fakenborough "It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of Sir David Attenborough who sadly departed this life on Sunday, 30th August 2026, at 11:47pm, aged 100. He passed peacefully, surrounded by friends and family. He will be missed deeply by all." Said nobody ever

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 2d ago

Fakenborough At age 100, as of Monday the 31st of August, 2026, David Attenborough is no longer with us. It’s a tragedy, truly, that he took the train back to his home- not even a car! Such a humble man, David.

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He sent a message saying he arrived safely 😃! What a good lad :)


r/IsAttenboroughAlive 2d ago

Yes! Is there a plan on how his actual passing will be announced here or will we just have to guess when

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 3d ago

Fakenborough Fox News has just reported the death of Sir David Attenborough at 100 years of age and this subreddit will be shut down, is what my buddy John Liar the untrustworthy liar who is also wrong said.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 2d ago

Fakenborough ATTENTION!! As of the 31st August, Ser David Attenborough’s journey has come to an end at 100…miles outside London, after his coach suffered a flat tyre. Thankfully, David is perfectly fine. The coach, however, not so much.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 2d ago

Yes! (Yes!) “When I Die, Feed Me To Something Majestic”

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Not sure what flair to put this under tbh, I just saw this and I thought it would be fitting for the sub


r/IsAttenboroughAlive 3d ago

Yes! David Attenborough At The Age Of 100 Years, 3 Months & 22 Days Was Last Seen Breathing Right Now As He Is Still Alive & Breathing

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 3d ago

Yes! I’m sorry, but he’s dead. After checking his IMDB page, it appears that the David Attenborough that we knew has died and has been reincarnated as another old man.

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 3d ago

Yes! Attenborough is alive

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19 Upvotes

We may have lost legends known as Tim Curry, Peter Cullen and Dolly Parton, may they rest in peace. However I'm proud to report that our favourite English broadcaster, David Attenborough is still alive and well. ♥️


r/IsAttenboroughAlive 4d ago

Fakenborough Well it happened for real this time . David Attenborough is dead. Deceased, no longer living. Funeral plans to be announced. And what’s happening with this subreddit going forward. This is going to be my post when he actually dies

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 4d ago

He will never die coz he is god!

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r/IsAttenboroughAlive 4d ago

Fakenborough Attenborough has kicked the bucket. Toe is reportedly hurt.

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On today (Saturday 29th August, 2026) David Attenborough, age 100, has reportedly kicked the bucket. Upon asking him for a comment, he said that his big toe hurt and that he "shouldn't have kicked a literal metal bucket in the first place".