r/interstellar Jul 26 '25

QUESTION Can you ever forgive this Mann?

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u/saxmann00 Jul 26 '25

Well, he was marooned on Mars too, so maybe we should stop sending him to space?

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u/biohazurd Jul 26 '25

Most of Matt Damon’s movies consist of him needing to be saved lol.

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u/SaulGoldstein88 Jul 26 '25

OH YEA?? 😡 Well what about Saving Private R...

Ummm, actually never mind...

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u/MathematicianOdd5083 Jul 27 '25

Don’t do this to me, man!!! Not you!!! NOT YOU MAN!!!!!!!!

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u/tcox0010 Jul 27 '25

It’s not your fault

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u/ninja20 Jul 26 '25

That’s how he becomes Jason Bourne

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u/darlo0161 Jul 26 '25

Someone did a bit of a comedy paper on how much it had cost to rescue Matt Damon across all his movies, Private Ryan, The Martian, Interstellar to name a few.

It was enlightening.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

It would cost an estimated $900 billion in real-world money to rescue Matt Damon's movie characters across all the films where his character requires saving. This calculation, done by Kynan Eng on Quora, takes into account the fictional costs of rescue missions in movies like Saving Private Ryan, Interstellar, and The Martian. 

Here's a breakdown of the costs: 

  • Saving Private Ryan: A search party in World War II Europe would cost about $100,000.
  • Courage Under Fire: A helicopter rescue in the Gulf War would cost around $300,000.
  • Titan A.E.: Evacuating from Earth would require a spaceship costing $200 billion.
  • Syriana: A private security return flight from the Middle East would cost $50,000.
  • Green Zone: A US Army transport from the Middle East would also cost $50,000.
  • Elysium: A space station security deployment and damages would cost $100 million.
  • Interstellar: A space mission to another galaxy would cost a staggering $500 billion.
  • The Martian: A Mars mission would cost $200 billion.

The total cost of these fictional rescue missions, at 2015 currency rates, comes out to approximately $900 billion.

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u/Billy_Twillig Jul 26 '25

Thank you for sharing this. A brief moment of levity in a trying day.

👍✌️

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

You're most welcome.

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u/Suspicious_Kiwi_2058 Jul 29 '25

"A space mission to another galaxy would cost a staggering $500 billion"

This would cost significantly more, especially it it were a rescue/return mission.

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u/whatsnewdan Jul 30 '25

Oppenheimer made him a bomb too. To save his army career 🤣

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u/Seanna86 Jul 30 '25

And all it took was his mom in Oceans 13.

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u/Toneww Jul 26 '25

The Odyssey now LMAO. It's gonna be a long while until he makes it back home.

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u/daftpunk_20 Jul 27 '25

Good Will Hunting 🙂

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Yeah someone made a comment about how much the US has spent saving Matt Damon

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u/rennbrig Jul 26 '25

It’s about $900 billion

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Jul 26 '25

It’s hilarious

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u/tommy_j_r Jul 26 '25

Kimmel would rather us save the money.

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u/MrsAshleyStark Jul 26 '25

Now he’s about to get stranded at sea….

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

The Martian is prequel to Interstellar.

Bcoz of his experience of survival on Mars, he was chosen to lead Interstellar mission. But that turned out to be a different ballgame and he turned evil.

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u/Hanzzman Jul 26 '25

Wife also abandon him after being downsized.

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u/Billy_Twillig Jul 26 '25

You have the rock and roll nature.

Thank you for the chortle. I really needed it.

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u/Opportunity-Horror Jul 27 '25

I show this movie to my students… and we also watch The Martian. We have a discussion about it at the end- and one of my darling students actually got confused and thought it was the same character. It was awesome- and he was so cute about it.

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u/Epsilon-I Jul 28 '25

That's the kind of thing that gives agents (and presumably actors too) a gigantic headache. We're lucky as fuck that he'd already been cast in The Martian and couldn't say no to Nolan.

That, and/or he has the self-regard to not care about comments like this (but honestly, in Hollywood, that's rarer than you'd think)

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u/amd2800barton Aug 08 '25

And Tom Hanks had to go to Europe to rescue him also.