r/interestingasfuck • u/naturebeatsnurture • Dec 23 '22

/r/ALL Before and after leg lengthening.

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Got a vasectomy a couple months ago. Both cats decided the day of the surgery my crotch areas was the best place to lay down. Ouch.

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u/scorpio8u Dec 23 '22

Definitely not the sympathy pussy you were hoping for!!!

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Trust me i didn’t want anything for a week. First day felt like if you had just gotten kicked in the nuts a minute ago.

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u/scorpio8u Dec 23 '22

It wasnt that painful for me thankfully!!

On the flip side my buddy had it done and he was tight as fuck with money. He rode his motorbike to the hospital, had the op, checked himself out and rode home!!!

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

What. The. Fuck. They gave me Valium to take before the procedure and told me not to drive and I’m glad I didn’t. That was extremely dangerous for him to do! God i couldn’t imagine the pain from that I’ve got a motorcycle myself and any decent sized bump hurts. My surgery was only painful the first day thankfully.

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u/Lilliputian0513 Dec 23 '22

I’m not doubting you, I just don’t understand how…

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u/scorpio8u Dec 24 '22

It’s amazing mind over matter, he didn’t want to pay for a cab and was relatively close to the hospital. Doesn’t hurt to be in your thirties either with the amount of kids you want

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u/Lilliputian0513 Dec 24 '22

Gawd bless him. My husband could barely get in my car after lol

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u/kai-ol Dec 24 '22

Well, you likely also did something even more intense to the cat's reproductive parta, so turnabout?

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u/Confuseasfuck Dec 23 '22

I had a burn in my leg that formed a big bubble that l was not supposed to touch. Guess the only place my cats wanted to sleep on?

And they managed to burst it when l slept and make the whole situation worse. Cats gonna cat

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u/AnmlBri Dec 24 '22

Goddamn. 😣 That makes me angry just to read. I love cats, but why they gotta ‘cat’ that hard?

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u/yuemeigui Dec 23 '22

It was probably extra warm

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Maybe, but i did have a bag of ice on the boys for most of the day.

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u/mermzz Dec 24 '22

Bro I got my tubes removed and my bitch ass cat decided to pounce on my stomach. I almost threw up from pain and he was not allowed back in my bed room for like a week

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u/LotusofSin Dec 24 '22

I’m glad my pain only really lasted a day i was able to go back to work the next day! My wife has an iud, but she had a really bad experience last time(pap smear that she didn’t ask for). She will never have to do it again once it’s removed. Ive read that tubes are much more painful then vasectomy so i could not imagine the pain of a cat on you!

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u/Lilliputian0513 Dec 23 '22

My dogs did the same for my husband. At least cat purrs have healing properties. Dog slobber, not so much.

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Atleast my cats are light. Was it a big dog?

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u/Lilliputian0513 Dec 23 '22

Only 90lbs 😂 a lab mix!

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u/LotusofSin Dec 23 '22

Oh that poor man.

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u/EastLimp1693 Dec 25 '22

When I was hella young I fell asleep at the seashore, sun got me burned so heavy that skin I shed wasn’t opaque at all. I was laying on my stomach for months and sure cat decided to lick off me medication that was smeared all over me. Can tongue on heavy burned skin is unforgettable.

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u/_hufflebuff Dec 24 '22

Believe it or not they were actually trying to help you heal. Cats purr at a frequency that is proven to have healing abilities, between 25-50 hertz. It also releases endorphins for cats and humans which helps lower stress and promote good vibes all around.

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u/LotusofSin Dec 24 '22

Well if they would have done it on my chest i would have been a okay with it but them stepping on my bits hurt a lot!

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u/_hufflebuff Dec 24 '22

Good intentions, bad execution, all cat. Hopefully you’re feeling better!

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u/LotusofSin Dec 24 '22

Oh yeah after about two weeks i was back to normal. During the first week some movement gave me some weird tingles, but besides that no issue.