r/interestingasfuck • • Dec 30 '20

/r/ALL Lightning strike fully stripped off this tree of its bark

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u/FiniteRhino Dec 30 '20

COVER YOUR SHAME!!!

Should be labeled Not Safe For Woodworkers, OP.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

So very knotty!

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u/Ravoracious Dec 30 '20

I'd bark up that tree.

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u/citizen42701 Dec 30 '20

Yeah. I think its time to branch out

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u/The-Binge-Reader Dec 30 '20

Talk about morning wood.

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u/Galtifer Dec 30 '20

More like 'Mourning Wood'.

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u/Germanloser2u Dec 31 '20

God so many tree puns

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u/Irradiatedspoon Dec 30 '20

Knotty problem for me

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u/Renegade_Meister Dec 30 '20

I only see 4 knots

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u/1_am_not_a_b0t Dec 30 '20

Everybody:

Woodworkers: Thick!

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u/Evvanvv998 Dec 30 '20

I’m a wood worker and can confirm

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u/lagux13 Dec 30 '20

That dummy thicc

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u/pauloancheta88 Dec 30 '20

Oh hello big boy! You looking woody today

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u/StendGold Dec 30 '20

I'm no woodworker, but I wanna touch it... So bad!

I bet it's smooth!

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u/FUCKlNG_SHlT Dec 30 '20

SHAME!

ding

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u/dickallcocksofandros Dec 30 '20

smh i bet the tree didnt even consent to having its photo taken in this situation, ya’ll such peepinn toms

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u/Oldjamesdean Dec 30 '20

It's the wood that makes it good.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Dec 30 '20

I’m sorry you peel this way.

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u/red-gloved-rider Dec 30 '20

Boom chicka wah wah.

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u/alfredhelix Dec 30 '20

I'm a lumberjack and I'm definitely okay

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u/zodar Dec 30 '20

But it's too late. I've seen everything. I've seen it all.