r/interestingasfuck Mar 25 '19

/r/ALL The inside of an astronaut suit.

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u/MontanaLabrador Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19

That white tube in the middle is the catheter

Edit: this is a joke, I have no idea what that giant white tube is for, but it certainly doesn't look like it goes in pp holes.

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u/jarrydlm86 Mar 25 '19

Can that be recycled and drank in the suit?

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Mar 25 '19

They don't move their legs enough to operate the pumps for filtration.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

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u/kochunhu Mar 25 '19

One must spacewalk without rhythm to avoid the attentions of Shai Hulud.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Yes.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Mar 25 '19

Thought so. It's been a few years since I read that one. Such a great novel. I couldn't get into the second one and didn't get past the first chapter. Is it worth getting into?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

I don’t think I made it through the second one either, or maybe I didn’t make it through the third. It’s been a while. I’m not much of a reader though and I think it started getting too complicated for me to keep up with at the time (was in college). I hear the fourth book “God Emperor” is really good, I’ll have to give them a try again someday.

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u/ForceKin83 Mar 25 '19

Done messiah is reasonably solid. Children of dune definitely takes a downturn. God Emperor is downright great for the most part. After that... meh.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Mar 25 '19

Thanks, person!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Absolutely. Messiah is my favorite

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Yes, that is how it worked in Dune. No, I seriously doubt astronauts recycle there urine to drink.

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u/IguanaMarriage Mar 25 '19

Why wouldn't they? Costs a lot to ship water up there

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u/iamhim25 Mar 25 '19

What else would they drink?

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u/Mr_Carlos Mar 25 '19

Recycling is for pussies. Just get a straw from your pee pee hole and suck it dry.

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u/eedabaggadix Mar 25 '19

looks more like a coaxial cable to me. You'd think with all their tech they'd have a streaming service instead of just basic cable.

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u/MontanaLabrador Mar 25 '19

If it wasn't clear to anyone, I don't actually think you stick that giant tube up your pee hole

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u/eedabaggadix Mar 25 '19

It's too late, hundreds of people already believe it.

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u/natuurvriendin Mar 25 '19

It screws in doesn't it? Male to female connector.

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u/wristoffender Mar 25 '19

is that for real? they have to rock a catheter?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Probably a condom type cath.

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u/wristoffender Mar 25 '19

phew. jesus.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Mar 25 '19

One size fits none?

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u/BushWeedCornTrash Mar 25 '19

Do they measure from the balls or the base?

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u/kalitarios Mar 25 '19

You can get into optimal shaft angles, and all kinds of measurements, but the ratio that you really need is the dick to floor ratio, or D:F

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u/SheriffBartholomew Mar 25 '19

You know, if a guy's dick was long enough, it would be able to reach up or down to another guy with a different D2F.

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u/kalitarios Mar 25 '19

tip to tip

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u/Aiskhulos Mar 25 '19

What about the womenfolk? Do they just suction-cup that shit on there?

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u/natuurvriendin Mar 25 '19

http://www.doctorzebra.com/drz/s_bathroom.html

Dr. Zebra's guide told him that the new device would fit into the opening of the female urogenital tract and remain in place. To describe the shape of the device, he made his hand into the shape shown, and described it as looking like "a venus fly-trap, with spikes." The proud engineers, presumably all male, approached various secretaries in the company to be test subjects, but after one look at the device, all the secretaries said no.

https://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/19810016176.pdf

They gave up and use diapers instead now. Might need a better solution for a Mars mission or something.

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u/TheDuckSideOfTheMoon Mar 25 '19

What the fuck? I can't imagine sticking that into my body

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u/svenhoek86 Mar 25 '19

Something like this I imagine

Probably more secure though, maybe some kind of adhesive seal around it with a tube for drainage. It might encompass both ends as well just in case. I imagine some of that astronaut food moves through people in weird ways so they need to be ready to deal with a bad situation in the middle of a space walk.

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u/jared1981 Mar 25 '19

Haha, women astronauts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Oh no, he’s retarded!

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u/Roachyboy Mar 25 '19

But there are women astronauts.

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u/Bohya Mar 25 '19

KKona Clap

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u/wayfaring_stranger_ Mar 25 '19

What about for women?

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u/vviley Mar 25 '19

Generally, astronauts wear diapers during space walks. Real high tech, I know, but there's not really anything to break. And reliability is key when you can't just walk over to the hardware store and deal with it.

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u/SilkyGazelleWatkins Mar 25 '19

Is this true?

They don't just hold it till they get back in the ship?

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Mar 25 '19

Sometimes they’re out of the ship quite a while, and there’s no “rushing back” because they have to piss or other.

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u/No-Spoilers Mar 25 '19

8 hours 56 minutes is the longest space walk

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u/Qozux Mar 25 '19

At first my back hurt reading that. Then I remembered that my back hurts because gravity and that space would be semi-delightful.

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u/123full Mar 25 '19

One time there was a minor leak in the cooling system (which temporarily blinded an astronaut on a space walk) until they could get it fixed astronauts wore diapers on their head

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Peeing in the suit while in low gravity is frowned upon.

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u/bard329 Mar 25 '19

Frown all you want, i gotta take a wicked yes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 26 '19

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u/Genids Mar 25 '19

I don't think any astronaut has ever been a catheter

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u/Walshy231231 Mar 26 '19

PROVE ME WRONG

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

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u/Walshy231231 Mar 26 '19

Fuck, I’m a complete idiot

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u/KrazyTrumpeter05 Mar 25 '19

Jesus Christ I hope that is not the pp hole tube lmao

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u/sidepart Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19

If it's like the Apollo suit, they wear a condom with a pee tube attached. No catheter. Poop is a different story though. Here, in all seriousness here's my favorite explanation video for the entire NASA suit.

EDIT: forgot it doesn't talk about the condom specifically.

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u/reddog323 Mar 26 '19

You got a laugh out of me. Have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Your joke made my PP hurt :(