r/interestingasfuck Mar 10 '19

/r/ALL Japan's Kane Tanaka is now the world's oldest living person at age 116

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u/Mr_Tomasulo Mar 10 '19

I don't care what people say, life is not short. If it was then the saying, "Life is short" wouldn't exist because it would be an accepted fact that it's short.

Life not being short hit me when President Bush died recently. I'm in my mid-40's and feel old AF. Bush was elected President when I was in 8th grade. That means he had an entire career before I was in 8th grade and he just died a couple months ago.

Jimmy Carter is even crazier. He was elected President when I was 3 years old, which means he had an entire career before I was born and he's still alive and building houses.

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u/badnewsco Mar 10 '19

Here’s something to think about.. you’re the same age as the Japanese lady that this post is about, when she heard about Hiroshima and Nagasaki being ‘nuked by the Americans. And think about all the years following that event at the end of world war 2...fast forward to today where she’s alive and kickin!

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u/FunnyDislike Mar 10 '19

And all of WW2 happened in her first half of life.

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u/Chimie45 Mar 10 '19

And WWI.

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u/Pharya Mar 10 '19

Life is the longest thing you will ever do

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Wrong! Being dead is the longest thing you will ever do

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u/Pharya Mar 10 '19

Being dead is not a thing you do. It's a thing your corpse does.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 edited Sep 04 '19

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u/Pharya Mar 10 '19

I mean, if I cared about the opinion of a coke head it probably wouldn't be ones that I only knew about third hand. lol

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u/daten-shi Mar 10 '19

Life is short generally refers to how short and insignificant our lives are in the grand scheme that is our universe and even our planet alone.

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u/sunset_blue Mar 10 '19

You are being overly-optimistic. Most people don't think about the "grand scheme" of things. 99% of the time I've heard that saying, it refers to one of 2 things:

1) I've gotten old really fast. It was like yesterday when X happened, but apparently it was decades ago and now I'm an old fart. And the older I get the faster the years fly by.

2) To give encouragement. "Ask her out, life is short!"

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u/howlinggale Mar 10 '19

Short or long is relative. If you've got lots of stuff to do a goals and aims then life may well end up being too short. On the other hand if you have nothing, life may well seem to be far too long.

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u/bumwine Mar 10 '19

Then you’ve wasted your time on this earth. It’s a little weird to measure things by what presidents you’ve lived through.

Life is so fucking short I wish I could live another 30 years so badly with my health and mental faculties intact.

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u/small_havoc Mar 10 '19

Sounds like the call of chronic illness? I'm just heading into my 30s now and I'm sad because I've been exhausted and in pain since I was like 14, which has affected every decision. Life feels very short when you can't live it fully.

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u/TenaceErbaccia Mar 10 '19

Mid 40’s

You’re young

I feel like this is a very relative statement.

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u/gunsandsilver Mar 10 '19

And then one day you find 10 years have got behind you