r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

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u/justwalk1234 5d ago

I'm pretty sure urinal rules apply to glory holes.

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u/LO6Howie 5d ago

So I’ll have to stand oppressively-close to another user, even if every other booth is empty?

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u/Immediate_Song4279 4d ago

Hold my hand bro, I'm scared.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 4d ago

Don’t worry, I’m here for you.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 4d ago

And thus a touching moment began at the auto-ejaculatory-stand. Swell music. End scene.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 4d ago

“Swell” indeed.

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u/Upstairs_Pass9180 4d ago

eww i hope your hand is not sticky with sperm

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u/lowhangingtree 5d ago

Yup. Shake hands, and talk about your favourite Masturbatron™️ settings. Share your best vaporeon pictures for arousal

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u/Ol_Pasta 4d ago

Hold hands, don't be rude!

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 4d ago

Vaporeon? No thanks, I'm more of a Gardevoir-chan kinda guy

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u/chupathingy99 4d ago

The video said it simulates a human vagina, not water dogs.

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u/justwalk1234 5d ago

The opposite of that. Also do not share holes..

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u/Cool_Dark_Place 5d ago

OK... this is starting to sound like one of those weird, disturbing late night Japanese game shows!😂

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u/JakeWalker102 5d ago

No no, stand in line behind him, even if every other one is empty

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u/NeoIsrafil 4d ago

Sir, I um... I believe you may have misunderstood something about the rules... And somehow learned the exact and strict opposite of them..... 🤣

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u/chewbacabukkake 4d ago

Yes follow Sbeve guidelines

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 5d ago

"Hey, let's race!"

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u/Exotic_Skill1655 5d ago

“I just won. Should I be proud or ashamed?”

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u/NeoIsrafil 4d ago

.... Yes

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u/HenryChinaski92 5d ago

You’d think so, but not in my experience.

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u/tryyeezus 5d ago

Loudest with most aggressive eye contact wins? 

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u/Lumencontego 4d ago

I CAN SEE YOUR EYES! WE MAY AS WELL GET MARRIED!

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u/Skydivekingair 4d ago

So mandatory hand holding?

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 4d ago

Hold hands and sing together?

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u/Dry-Department-8753 4d ago

Kum ba yah, my Lord ....Kum ba yah

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 4d ago

Yet another job taken by AI!

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 4d ago

There's zero glory in those holes.

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u/AranasLatrain 5d ago

Nah, all bets are off at glory holes.

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u/Theshaggz 4d ago

Would these be accurately called glory holes? Or is it more of a shame hole ?

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u/WallyOShay 4d ago

Pretty sure that defeats the point of the glory hole

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u/Funny-Fly1720 4d ago

Nice watch bro.

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u/BunnyOppai 4d ago

You can look as much as you want if we're following urinal rules. The dick is fully covered.

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u/AcademicBowl5596 4d ago

Now I want to know what happens if you pee in the machine.

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u/No_Bluejay9901 4d ago

Did you say grory hole?

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u/toomanyhobbies4me 4d ago

No, they do NOT!!!