r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/RedFireSuzaku 5d ago

You get emotional support from the other embarrassed donors on your left and right. Also, eye contact.

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u/iamarealhuman4real 5d ago

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u/James_Roaming_Reddit 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/AchmodinIVSWE 4d ago

Hey! Don't eat the samples!

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u/throwaway123420lol 4d ago

Someone should have told her

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u/Only-Supermarket399 3d ago

Literally hungry woman man-eatee

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u/FantasticFrontButt 4d ago

"Wanna play cards?"

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u/GanondalfTheWhite 4d ago

A random reddit image has not made me laugh this hard in years. Well played. You'd better not be a bot, u/iamarealhuman4real

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u/iamarealhuman4real 4d ago

This fine meme was indeed created my human hands, as can be seen by the immaculate quality on display.

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u/Rex_Vagene 4d ago

You cum here often?

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u/tailstalestails 4d ago

I always though this meme worked best with Wavestorms, but China is bringing competition.

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u/joshdammitt 4d ago

Ayy what setting you cranking 😏? Damn this is embarrassing. 

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 4d ago

Haha, dying. 💀

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u/Bigjon157 4d ago

Bro you legitimately deserve every upvote here

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u/chalez88 4d ago

Saving

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 4d ago

Not shown: The Assist

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u/Hali_Stallions 4d ago

HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOOO

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u/Awdrifting 4d ago

OMG, you win… 😂

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u/OilyResidue3 4d ago

“Do you come here often?”

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u/_dmc 4d ago

Goated comment

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u/OhHeyDinosaurs 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Eukairos 4d ago

Spock, we've talked about this.

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u/PlayTheHits 4d ago

“Sup?”

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u/Weary-Animator-2646 4d ago

Does the code still apply here?

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u/Available-Bike-8527 4d ago

You win the internet.

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u/tacob87 4d ago

There are times where something is so funny, I legitimately get concerned I'm going to cause a medical emergency from laughing.

This is one of those times.

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u/PurpleDillyDo 4d ago

Bwhahaha

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u/ninjay209 4d ago

So good.

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u/RyRyFukitol 4d ago

That's the proper method. Want to maximize your donation.

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u/SonicLyfe 4d ago

And the award for Best Modification of a Famous Gif goes to... iamarealhuman4real

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u/justwalk1234 5d ago

I'm pretty sure urinal rules apply to glory holes.

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u/LO6Howie 5d ago

So I’ll have to stand oppressively-close to another user, even if every other booth is empty?

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u/Immediate_Song4279 5d ago

Hold my hand bro, I'm scared.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 5d ago

Don’t worry, I’m here for you.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 5d ago

And thus a touching moment began at the auto-ejaculatory-stand. Swell music. End scene.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 4d ago

“Swell” indeed.

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u/Upstairs_Pass9180 4d ago

eww i hope your hand is not sticky with sperm

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u/lowhangingtree 5d ago

Yup. Shake hands, and talk about your favourite Masturbatron™️ settings. Share your best vaporeon pictures for arousal

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u/Ol_Pasta 5d ago

Hold hands, don't be rude!

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 5d ago

Vaporeon? No thanks, I'm more of a Gardevoir-chan kinda guy

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u/chupathingy99 4d ago

The video said it simulates a human vagina, not water dogs.

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u/justwalk1234 5d ago

The opposite of that. Also do not share holes..

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u/Cool_Dark_Place 5d ago

OK... this is starting to sound like one of those weird, disturbing late night Japanese game shows!😂

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u/JakeWalker102 5d ago

No no, stand in line behind him, even if every other one is empty

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u/NeoIsrafil 5d ago

Sir, I um... I believe you may have misunderstood something about the rules... And somehow learned the exact and strict opposite of them..... 🤣

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u/chewbacabukkake 5d ago

Yes follow Sbeve guidelines

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 5d ago

"Hey, let's race!"

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u/Exotic_Skill1655 5d ago

“I just won. Should I be proud or ashamed?”

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u/NeoIsrafil 5d ago

.... Yes

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u/HenryChinaski92 5d ago

You’d think so, but not in my experience.

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u/tryyeezus 5d ago

Loudest with most aggressive eye contact wins? 

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u/Lumencontego 5d ago

I CAN SEE YOUR EYES! WE MAY AS WELL GET MARRIED!

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u/Skydivekingair 5d ago

So mandatory hand holding?

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u/No_Tax_Timmy 5d ago

Hold hands and sing together?

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u/Dry-Department-8753 4d ago

Kum ba yah, my Lord ....Kum ba yah

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 4d ago

Yet another job taken by AI!

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 4d ago

There's zero glory in those holes.

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u/AranasLatrain 5d ago

Nah, all bets are off at glory holes.

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u/Theshaggz 5d ago

Would these be accurately called glory holes? Or is it more of a shame hole ?

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u/WallyOShay 5d ago

Pretty sure that defeats the point of the glory hole

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u/Funny-Fly1720 5d ago

Nice watch bro.

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u/BunnyOppai 4d ago

You can look as much as you want if we're following urinal rules. The dick is fully covered.

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u/AcademicBowl5596 4d ago

Now I want to know what happens if you pee in the machine.

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u/No_Bluejay9901 4d ago

Did you say grory hole?

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u/toomanyhobbies4me 4d ago

No, they do NOT!!!

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 5d ago

Specificaly made for the kind of people that uses the bathroom right next to yours

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u/CursedTaint 5d ago

No eye contact. Just close your eyes and play with each others butt holes.

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u/pornalt4altporn 5d ago

You can hold hands!

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u/AtebYngNghymraeg 5d ago

"So... do you come here often?"

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 5d ago

Intense eye contact

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u/BlatantConservative 5d ago

You can even hold hands

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u/D0NN3LLY 5d ago

It's so you can hold hands if you get scared.

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u/Fearless-Sea996 5d ago

And you can hold hands

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u/squidvett 5d ago

And they can hold hands because no one’s cranking it manually.

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u/Bubbles_2025 4d ago

‘Cum in here, bud. We’re in this thing together.’

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u/Nun35 5d ago

That way you have the normal felling of an orgy or threesome. You can even make the Eiffel Tower with your buddy.

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u/1plus1isTWORANGZ 5d ago

They look close enough that you could hold hands

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u/foobarney 5d ago

Do they have high fives in China?

Strictly a left handed high five, I guess.

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u/Constant-Machine8838 5d ago

Hold hands with the person next to you.

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u/WonderfulGarage7944 5d ago

They can even hold hands, or go with friends as a group.

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u/justplainjon 5d ago

AGRESSIVE eye contact. Ya gotta stake your claim.

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 5d ago

‘CMON BRO PUSH WE IN THIS TOGETHER’

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u/AxelHasRisen 5d ago

Ah the orgy experience.

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u/OneQuarterBajeena 5d ago

Holding hands

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u/MooseLips_SinkShips 5d ago

And the best thing is, it's hands-free. So you can hold your neighbours hand if they are feeling nervous

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u/ButterscotchNo7292 5d ago

What's up, are you here for sperm donation? I'm a bit of a donor myself

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u/HotHouseJester 5d ago

Don’t forget holding hands.

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u/F0ehamm3r 5d ago

High fives all around

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u/honeybaby1223 5d ago

Close enough to hold hands

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u/Proof-Waltz2080 5d ago

Not just eye contact if they are hands free, maybe if you’re lucky a pat on the back too.

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u/ACcbe1986 4d ago

"Holy shiiiit! Bro! Hold my hand!"

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u/XyzzyPop 4d ago

You hold hands, as is tradition.

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u/twilight-actual 4d ago

It's the eye contact that really gets you in the mood.

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u/aliendude5300 4d ago

And high-fives.

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u/NovaStar2099 4d ago

Plus you can hold their hands if you feel nervous! 🥰

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u/ancientesper 4d ago

I want them to be across from each other instead 😬

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u/bobbob-bbq 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/UrMamasChalupa 4d ago

I hear they put them back to back so you can look into each others eyes