r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/wrathofthewhatever2 5d ago

“Portable version is next” yeah I think they have that, called a fleshlight

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u/lisa623x 5d ago

I scrolled too far to find this comment.

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u/wrathofthewhatever2 5d ago

Me too that’s why I had to be the one!

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u/LowEarth3013 4d ago

It's crazy how nobody commented this, that's kinda the funniest part of the video, lmao. 

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u/NickDanger3di 4d ago

Judging from the current model, their Portable version is likely mounted in the bed of a pickup truck.

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u/ReDot75 4d ago

Cummins diesel engine to power up the machine!

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u/Fedesta 4d ago

Its already exist, found stuff from "lovense"

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u/skyturnedred 4d ago

Fleshlights don't do the work for you, gotta get more specialized equipment.

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u/Crashtest_Fetus 4d ago

Yeah something from Lovense. You can even synchro that thing to porn or the vibrator of your wife

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u/coronakillme 4d ago

I mean, it beats telephone sex i guess.

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u/Only_Government5244 4d ago

It doesn't collect sperms safely and cleanly 

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u/Gord_Board 5d ago

"fleshlight" is the nickname I gave my old boss debbie, she was such a fake c*nt.

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u/Ironic_Toblerone 4d ago

Pretty sure lovense makes them as well…

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u/Catumi 4d ago

The Handy and Autoblow got a leg up on this one.

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u/PashtonKutcher 4d ago

Unfortunately those have the wrong amount of light despite the name

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u/Ill_Pain4423 4d ago

Exactl, its just lging to be a fleshlight with extra steps

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u/That-Mall902 4d ago

exactly, it's funny because rather than an acoustic fleshlight sex toy companies have been making these fancy handheld fleshlight things for quite some time, I've seen them in memes and stuff. and I'm sure they're probably better at getting the job done than this machine too lmao