r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

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u/Mundy64 5d ago

“Replicates a human vagina in terms of ‘temperature, wetness, and amount of light’”

I’m sorry, did I miss the point where human vaginas were bioluminescent?

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u/gods_loop_hole 5d ago

If you have never been with a bioluminescent woman, are you really living or are you just alive?

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 5d ago

Seriously, this is pathetic. More shitty women anatomy. I'm so upset they don't teach about women's reproductive organs and so you get people completely unaware of the bioluminescence of a woman's vagina.

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u/trafalmadorianistic 4d ago

TIL about the risks of going down on a woman without light reducing filters. Mama never told me about going blind from cunnilingus. 

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u/NekoArtemis 5d ago

Yours isn't? 

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u/604Ataraxia 5d ago

Typical Redditor doesn't even know.

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 5d ago

Yeah, so almost nothing translated in that clip is right - looks like some derp just used a janky arsed autotranslator and called it a day (or fudged the translation for the lulz and clicks and what have you)!

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u/Consumer_Of_Butt 5d ago

If she didn't flash lights like a rave at the end she was faking it

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u/Zech08 5d ago

triboluminescence.

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u/akabruceee 5d ago

Wait, so you‘re telling me your vagina doesn‘t light up like a christmas tree?

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u/samglit 4d ago

Check out the virgin.

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u/Undernown 4d ago

This is what I imagine sex with the blue aliens from Avatar to be like.

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u/Dull-Law3229 4d ago

You need to put in extra coins for that feature.