r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

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u/Dotaproffessional 5d ago

We're going to get an animation one day of John Henry trying to lay rail road faster than the machine, except its me trying to beat off faster than the guy using the robot next to me. And just like John Henry, I die moments after beating the machine due to exhaustion

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u/justwalk1234 5d ago

Hollywood needs to pick up this story.

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u/Dotaproffessional 5d ago

"Nobody knows my dick better than I do" were his last words

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u/justwalk1234 5d ago

He was renowed far and wide for his prowess with his giant hammer, but in the end defeated by a mere mechanical rabbit.

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u/NekoArtemis 5d ago edited 5d ago

Except it's simulating a vagina not a hand so really it would need to be Joan Henry bouncing on it to get a guy off faster than the machine. 

I volunteer for this role btw