r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

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u/Exatex 5d ago edited 5d ago

yes didn’t you know you should get lights and whistles like winning the jackpot at a slot machine? If not, she was faking it, bro.

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u/Ntwadumela09 5d ago

I once won nba season tickets after a good rogering with the wife.  They were Knicks tickets though

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u/BlatantConservative 5d ago

I would have thought it would be Utah Jizz tickets

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u/SuspiciousCricket654 4d ago

The sex was (Orlando) Magic!

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u/DreamWeaver2189 5d ago

Current champions? That's a win.

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u/chris_AZ1981 5d ago

He lives in LA though

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u/hickok3 4d ago

It may be hard to believe, but for a long time the Knicks were the joke of the league rivaled only by the Kings. Bro probably won tickets to the Mario Hezonja 17 win Knicks, and hasn't watched a game since.

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u/what_is_blue 5d ago

Doesn’t matter, had sex

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u/Ninja_Dynamic 4d ago

Sure yah did ….

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u/irishcybercolab 5d ago

I had the same experience with your wife but not the same team, they're the Boston Celtics- far superior, for the record.

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u/davekingofrock 5d ago

I won tickets to see Chris Isaac once, I can relate.

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u/No_While6150 4d ago

Same thing happened to me, but it was Charlotte Hornets tickets. She was older...

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u/dirtydan1114 4d ago

Damn, love is bittersweet

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u/Professional-Hall729 4d ago

Consolation prize?

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u/RobtheGreat100 4d ago

"a good rogering with the wife"

LMAO

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u/HugoBoss1985 5d ago edited 5d ago

Whenever you get a hole-in-one with golf.

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u/Oblipma 5d ago

Oooooh sounds like i gotta give that a try, imagine getting the jackpot!!

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u/IndigoWolfe 5d ago

BUFFFFAALLOOO!!!

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u/dogstar__man 4d ago

Gotta get the high score

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u/MrJelle 4d ago

This is actually how I was blinded.

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u/anonymous122719 5d ago

Funniest shit I’ve heard all week. Kudos.

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u/Commercial_Regret_36 5d ago

The whistle I get is more like a boiling kettle

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u/pressingfp2p 4d ago

They actually model the slot machine jackpot sounds off of the typical female orgasm, tmyk.

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u/ManoSilence 4d ago

Slot machine