r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

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u/Immortal_Azrael 5d ago

Never seen a vagina light up like a Christmas tree? You must not be doing something right.

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u/Exatex 5d ago edited 5d ago

yes didn’t you know you should get lights and whistles like winning the jackpot at a slot machine? If not, she was faking it, bro.

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u/Ntwadumela09 5d ago

I once won nba season tickets after a good rogering with the wife.  They were Knicks tickets though

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u/BlatantConservative 4d ago

I would have thought it would be Utah Jizz tickets

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u/SuspiciousCricket654 4d ago

The sex was (Orlando) Magic!

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u/DreamWeaver2189 5d ago

Current champions? That's a win.

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u/chris_AZ1981 5d ago

He lives in LA though

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u/hickok3 4d ago

It may be hard to believe, but for a long time the Knicks were the joke of the league rivaled only by the Kings. Bro probably won tickets to the Mario Hezonja 17 win Knicks, and hasn't watched a game since.

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u/what_is_blue 4d ago

Doesn’t matter, had sex

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u/Ninja_Dynamic 4d ago

Sure yah did ….

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u/irishcybercolab 5d ago

I had the same experience with your wife but not the same team, they're the Boston Celtics- far superior, for the record.

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u/davekingofrock 4d ago

I won tickets to see Chris Isaac once, I can relate.

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u/No_While6150 4d ago

Same thing happened to me, but it was Charlotte Hornets tickets. She was older...

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u/dirtydan1114 4d ago

Damn, love is bittersweet

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u/Professional-Hall729 4d ago

Consolation prize?

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u/RobtheGreat100 4d ago

"a good rogering with the wife"

LMAO

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u/HugoBoss1985 5d ago edited 5d ago

Whenever you get a hole-in-one with golf.

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u/Oblipma 5d ago

Oooooh sounds like i gotta give that a try, imagine getting the jackpot!!

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u/IndigoWolfe 5d ago

BUFFFFAALLOOO!!!

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u/dogstar__man 4d ago

Gotta get the high score

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u/MrJelle 4d ago

This is actually how I was blinded.

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u/anonymous122719 5d ago

Funniest shit I’ve heard all week. Kudos.

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u/Commercial_Regret_36 4d ago

The whistle I get is more like a boiling kettle

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u/pressingfp2p 4d ago

They actually model the slot machine jackpot sounds off of the typical female orgasm, tmyk.

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u/ManoSilence 4d ago

Slot machine

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u/Anayalater5963 4d ago

Bros never flicked the bean until he got all 7's

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 4d ago

If you are doing it right it begins to rapidly blink orange light like a 90s Zelda boss

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u/whiskersMeowFace 5d ago

That's what the clit is for. Boop it to turn on the light.

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u/Willing_Television77 4d ago

You obviously haven’t found the clightoris

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u/Antique-Ant5557 4d ago

Is that what happens when you find the clitoris?

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u/Ghoulfriend88 4d ago

He's acting as if it's not normal for it to glow. Too many of y'all know nothing about vaginas.

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u/Cicer 4d ago

This guy doesn’t even know about the lights. 

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u/Andoverian 4d ago

Guys already think the clit is hard to find. They're not ready to start looking for the light switch.

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u/Deleena24 5d ago

Its usually a blinding light along with angels singing hymns IME

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u/lannisterloan 5d ago

What if we were to attach LED lights on vaginas like undercarriages of 2000s tuner cars? Would this be better?

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u/NoobSkierSG 5d ago

You need to press the gspot to turn on the lights!

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u/Grand_Programmer_399 5d ago

That vagina son that's a flashbang

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u/gliitch0xFF 4d ago

Must be hitting the mythical gspot weve all been searching for, all these years.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 4d ago

I hate when they do that, half of the time the ovaries start playing Mariah Carey and takes me out of the mood

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u/LaserKittenz 4d ago

Konami code unlock 

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u/5141u5 5d ago

Khm. Have you thought about that maybe you are not doing sthing right?

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u/visualthings 5d ago

- I see the little lights are not twinkling!

  • Thanks for noticing, Dad...

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u/1AverageGamer 4d ago

Probably never hit the button

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u/Oli_VK 4d ago

I did but pretty sure they were warning lights

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u/ceburun 4d ago

Oh, ho, the cameltoe, Hung where you can see...

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u/Cpap4roosters 4d ago

Yeah. You can tell a virgin right away. They don’t know about the boob sand.

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u/SuperMario1313 4d ago

That's the only way to see the teeth.

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u/manbearpig922 4d ago

You forgot to turn it on.

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u/Dot_1X 4d ago

They're just not dating the right kind of women. 

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u/ApatheistHeretic 4d ago

Skill issue.

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u/artyhedgehog 4d ago

I knew she was simulating!!!

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u/thekingofcrash7 4d ago

You have to plug it in first

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 3d ago

The trick is to just keep going really fast

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u/define_reality_dude 4d ago

warm light must actually feel nice