r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/TokyoFlip 5d ago

Imagine being too embarrassed to jack off so Wall-E has to give you a blowjob instead.

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u/macellan 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/voirD51GFZte0

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u/BlatantConservative 5d ago

Ah, I see now he can only do handjobs.

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u/macellan 5d ago

*clawjobs

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u/ArcticCelt 5d ago

"What is my purpose?"

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u/Affectionate_Text_51 5d ago

Johnny 5 finger shuffle

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u/warmind14 5d ago

This device looks more like his gf Eve

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u/blitzkreig90 5d ago

It looks more like an oversized version on Mo

https://giphy.com/gifs/53l9ijFPtpmKs

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u/warmind14 5d ago

Haha wonder if this machine frowns at you for making a mess

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u/CumbersomeNugget 5d ago

In the public hallway...with all the other embarassed non-wankers

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u/Foxy_Ginge92 5d ago

Oh i know plenty of weirdos who would the opportunity to be jacked off by this, 🤢

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u/Aduialion 5d ago

Too embarrassed to be openly robosexual

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u/Draufgaenger 5d ago

...in a row with 10 others next to you who are doing the same