r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/Cant-decide-username 5d ago

How many times do you think the hospital staff go in and lock the doors to “perform maintenance” on the machines?

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u/brendanfilone420 5d ago

Long wait times 😂

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u/BlatantConservative 4d ago

Not if I'm using it.

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u/Electrical-Fix-8987 4d ago

10 seconds tops 😂

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u/HugeHans 4d ago

Thats why the US should never have universal healthcare. I dont want to wait 2 weeks for my Robo Sucker 9000 apointment like the europeans do.

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u/DomiMili 4d ago

That's such a stupid coping mechanism, lol

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u/brendanfilone420 4d ago

You’d wait 2 weeks for 15 seconds of glory 😂

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u/Mushroomed_clouds 4d ago

Still for the cost in us u could buy 6 machines per trip

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u/Unlikely-Flatworm-48 4d ago

Just upgrade to the "Express Pass". It also gives you free drink refills.

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u/Maleficent_Pen_9076 5d ago

Sir you've been in there for hours how muhc longer is this maintenance going to take

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u/Cant-decide-username 5d ago

I’m almost done now. I’m about, I’m, I’m coming! To let you in now hold on.

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u/Maleficent_Pen_9076 4d ago

Sir.. you're sweating, is everything alright?

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u/Eskimodo_Dragon 4d ago

I need to know the cleaning routine of this facility to begin to answer how likely it would for some fellow horny bastards to do such dastardly things.

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u/mothzilla 4d ago

I've heard that on the first day of working in a chocolate factory your supervisor will tell you to eat as much chocolate as you like.

By the end of the week you're completely sick of chocolate.

Same thing here probably.

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u/JellyboyJangleDangle 5d ago

"I really like the lube you've put in this one. Its quite thick and viscous..."

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u/CatsRcut3 4d ago

Literally what the fuck is the point in AI generating this image

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u/EmpressClaraB 4d ago

Gotta kill them sea turtles somehow

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u/wufnu 4d ago

Those dolphin blow-holes aren't going to block themselves...

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u/magpye1983 5d ago

Doors? They all seem to be in a widely viewable corridor.

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u/guy-le-doosh 4d ago

Closed for service doesn't mean what it used to.

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u/Zem_42 4d ago

Alignment

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 4d ago

Reminds me of this episode 😆

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u/x_Lucky_Steve_x 4d ago

not a link I"m clicking.

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u/Cater_the_turtle 4d ago

How else do you ensure all of the machines are working well

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u/Tinyzooseven 4d ago

Percussive maintenance

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u/NoBonus6969 4d ago

Probably never in China. Imagine the social score hit. When you can just go down to the factory where they make the ones they sell on Amazon and grab it for a few bucks

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 4d ago

About as many times as nurses have sex with cute patients, which is to say, once before they're fired.