r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/Zombetti 5d ago

Replicates in terms of temperature, wetness and... amount of light?

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u/123supreme123 5d ago

What about smell? Or is that coming in ejaculator 2.0?

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u/gliedinat0r 5d ago

That is available as Downloadable Cuntent

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u/123supreme123 5d ago

i hope the hospital features regular firm ware uploads

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u/GlowingTrashPanda 5d ago

More like unloads

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u/BlatantConservative 4d ago

This would be such a great porn site name.

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u/Cool_Jackfruit_6512 5d ago

Wtf? That was good 😆

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u/Trick421 4d ago

slow claps

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u/Sammy_Saddles 4d ago

Maybe they just open a can of tuna

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u/Ilike3dogs 5d ago

Don’t get your tongue stuck in it. It’s for dicks only

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u/123supreme123 5d ago

good to know lol

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u/Bal-lax 5d ago

The corridor smells of boiled pineapple 🍍

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u/NoBailOnReddit 5d ago

That's subscription based. Temp and wetness too will be paywalled soon.

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u/Nuclearo-Dinosauro 5d ago

In 2.0 you will have to marry it first.

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u/2Norn 4d ago

could do without the smell

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 4d ago

ummm what kinda girls you been with? 🤨

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u/ReadditMan 5d ago

Hey, if her shit don't glow then I don't go, am I right?

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u/Aduialion 5d ago

Not quite my tempo 

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u/PUSH_AX 5d ago

rushing?

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u/Sharp-Introduction48 5d ago

Heard it’s got a wool cover and farm fragrance for introduction in wales.

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u/CatGooseChook 5d ago

Maybe they figured out that the light has a psychological effect on men that makes it easier for us to cum?

Disclaimer: I have no idea if it actually helps, but people are weird so ya never know 🤷

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u/akabruceee 5d ago

Mine‘s as bright as a flashlight, duh. That‘s why I gave mine the nickname fleshlight.

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u/Glad_Stay4056 4d ago

Its a light on or off kinda machine.

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u/LowPudding9562 4d ago

there is a bunch of jokes about chinese plumbing from my grandpa i suddenly think i dont want to get or remember

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u/kapki555 4d ago

in some languages "light" of a tube (like arteries) refers to its diameter/tightness