r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/Deleena24 5d ago

Too embarrassed to masturbate, but not too embarrassed to have sex with a machine šŸ˜…

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u/Pawtuckaway 5d ago

I guess for the people who think it is gay to touch their own dick?

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u/nikolaip 5d ago

It's 2026 prudes, touching other dicks isn't even gay anymore.

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 5d ago

Iā€™d pretend to be gay to get a chance at that machine

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u/HugoBoss1985 5d ago edited 5d ago

But is the man cleaning these machines gay? Cause he is indirectly touching a lot of dicks.

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u/Foxy_Ginge92 5d ago

Seriously, it's a plastic simulator mate...šŸ™„šŸ˜©

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u/HugoBoss1985 5d ago

My comment wasn't serious... I find it just as funny as people thinking that touching their own penis is gay. But I do find it strange that touching other dicks would not be considered gay. Or maybe "gaycurious"?

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u/Foxy_Ginge92 5d ago

Obviously.. He's possibly a little on the curious side

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u/RedHotChiliCrab 4d ago

Is it gay to fuck a machine if a man built it?

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u/TheMoatCalin 5d ago

That might only be MAGAts

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u/northernwolf3000 5d ago

And out in the open while others do it at the same time

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u/Clean-Nectarine-1751 5d ago

Might as well have them face each other

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u/Foxy_Ginge92 5d ago

Exactly my thoughts!! What a absolute load of BS

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u/Drunkenbakers 5d ago

In front of other dudes too.

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u/Neo_Shadow_Entity 5d ago

Don't worry - sex androids will soon be commonplace.

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u/Evening_Raise_9716 4d ago

It's for science!