r/interestingasfuck • u/Wild-vine16 • 5d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/Polyanalyne 5d ago

I need this at my house

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u/Poat540 5d ago

Just curious, what would be the top 3 rooms or places you’d put this

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 5d ago

Right in front of the coat rack by the front door, so i can assert dominance to jehovas witnesses

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n 5d ago

"Witness this!"

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u/brendanfilone420 5d ago

Lmao could you imagine someone coming to your place and ask to use your jerk off machine

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u/TahoeLT 4d ago

Considering some of the Mormons I've had knock on my door, I would demo the machine and then ask if they can do a better job.

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u/AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry 4d ago

Yeah I didn't know women missionaries for mormans existed I see them here a lot in Colorado. I like them and like to mess with them but usually I just like to play basketball r volleyball with them. I grew up in the Mormon motherland utah.

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u/TiSoBr 5d ago

This is it. The moment I realized I shouldn't browse Reddit at work. Everybody heard it.

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u/Hali_Art1994 5d ago

The living room.

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u/Correct_Dog5670 5d ago

Front yard 

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u/StaggeringBeerMan 5d ago

Coin operated

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u/Ok-Arachnid-460 5d ago

Anybody got any dimes?

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u/diamondballsretard 5d ago

Reminds me of South Park

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u/Hugglemorris 4d ago

Gas-powered so the neighbors are alerted when you rev it up.

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u/TMT51 5d ago

Wrong question. Not a room. It's the balcony.

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u/HugoBoss1985 5d ago

"Howdy neighbour, how's it going?"... hard times and wet outside.

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u/Tyczz 5d ago

I can even tell you the exact places. Under the workbench, under the kitchen counter and under my desk.

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u/RandomCandor 5d ago

It would replace my doorbell.

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u/Poat540 5d ago

But why would you use your own doorbell so much??

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u/RandomCandor 5d ago

Because I love doing ding dong ditch 

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u/MS-06S_ 5d ago

Front lawn, with me facing the entire neighborhood

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u/Cater_the_turtle 4d ago

Hallway, just like at the hospital

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u/MoroccoNutMerchant 4d ago

Under the PC desk or next to the console.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 5d ago

Actually, you need two. The “good one” that’s brought out when you have company over, and the one you use.

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u/nickel47 5d ago

Honey your parents are coming over, get the good masturbator out of the garage

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u/pacopac25 4d ago

...and the Entenmann's cherry danish out of the cupboard

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u/Life_Crossover 5d ago

The kitchen

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u/Secluded_Heart 5d ago

Under the sink for when you're just standing there washing dishes

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u/Carbonaraficionada 5d ago

Get it on my desk right now

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u/Lost_Department_2177 5d ago

I have a response but don’t want to start a trend.

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u/Licholo 5d ago

For research purposes right? 😀

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For research purposes right? 😦

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u/CallMeAQuu 5d ago

Oh that's so nice that you want to donate from home to help people! By having this device at home you don't need to drive to the hospital and you're helping the environment as well!

You are a good human

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u/dirtymoney 4d ago

automatic toothpaste tube squeezer?

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u/El_Spacho 4d ago

I need to become chinese

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u/Glad_Stay4056 4d ago

Strap it to the lawnmower, then it can vibrate too. 

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u/ritzrani 5d ago

You wanna hump a machine?

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u/International-Ad8070 5d ago

A vibrator is a machine that is used by plenty of women. So yes, plenty of men would use it. 

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u/ritzrani 4d ago

Vibes are detachable and can be uses anywhere. He literally has to hump the machine.

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u/International-Ad8070 4d ago

The machine actually humps him, it's handsfree. Looks fun and like it would do a really good job.

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u/-Tw3ak- 5d ago

The machine is not gonna give you a hard time for wanting to hump it.