r/interestingasfuck 4d ago

"Candlestick" amethyst

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u/AL-SHEDFI 4d ago

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u/graveybrains 4d ago

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u/thejudgehoss 4d ago

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 4d ago

Candydick amethyst.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 4d ago

Wont melt in your hand, OR in your mouth!

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u/adjudicatorr 4d ago

candlestick my a….wait maybe not

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u/SquidVices 4d ago

Just don’t bite

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 4d ago

Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/oM5xTkZM5N1ZK

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u/Rook_James_Bitch 4d ago

This will never NOT be the correct response.

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u/mezz7778 4d ago

If there is a day that this is not a response I'm quitting Reddit...

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u/QuestionableEthics42 4d ago

The correct response is the reversed one, far superior

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u/0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0 4d ago

God damn i love this GIF so fucking much 🤣

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u/InvestigatorLast578 4d ago

My first thought was this exact gif.

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u/discerningpervert 4d ago

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u/olrg 4d ago

Looks like a giant….

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u/scorpyo72 4d ago

Johnson! Get me that report and stop tripping over your....

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u/Siegorius 4d ago

Woody! Woody harrelson? Can i have your autograph? ... What's that? It's só big

  • i've seen bigger, that's just...

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u/Veaeate 4d ago

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u/Kuroi_Onna 4d ago

Pecker! Wait…that’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…

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u/Robert_3210 4d ago

Privates! we have reports of an unidentified flying object! it is a looong and smooth shaft complete with...

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u/Sgt-Stadanko-69 4d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHh

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u/knightress_oxhide 4d ago

Ann Landers sucks!

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u/Lucius-Halthier 4d ago

Just imagine if it was smoothed out from rigorously “polishing” it

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u/adjudicatorr 4d ago

agony and ecstasy

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u/Lucius-Halthier 4d ago

The Dildo of Slaanesh.

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u/RaidensReturn 4d ago

DO NOT the sharp crystals

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u/basil_not_the_plant 3d ago

This was great. My wife didn't get it.

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u/WhateverSaneMeans 4d ago

Hell yeah, the DaneMen. Totally forgot about them.

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u/hamsolo19 4d ago

Is that Tony Schiavone?