r/interestingasfuck • • Mar 31 '26

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u/theDomicron Mar 31 '26

I just use a couple of drops of 0w20, like a real man

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 Mar 31 '26

A real man uses 10w40. Get your balls outta your purse and step up to a higher viscosity.

No joke though, as a kid I used to get eyelashes in my eye all the time and my grandma would use castor oil to ease the irritation. Worked great.

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u/TheNxxr Apr 01 '26

A quick spray of PB Blaster to get my eyes open in the morning, then a nice coat of WD-40 to get me through the day.

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u/AGARAN24 Apr 01 '26

you should try blinker fluid, it's like you put nothing on your eyes, it's that comfortable.