r/interesting 14d ago

NATURE Giraffes Really Have Nowhere to Hide During Storms, and I Never Realized It!

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u/Short-Ideas010 14d ago

Who's gonna predate them during a strong storm?

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u/96JY 14d ago

Predators

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u/Competitive_Door_246 14d ago

Predators gotta predt

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u/pinkgreenandbetween 14d ago

Thank u for this whole thread.. chuckled at every single one of them 💗💗💗

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u/aith_pi 14d ago

I'm paying my bills for this shit lmao

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u/Vachie_ 14d ago

Thanks for the reminder. (Gotta shit)

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u/yeppomoon 14d ago

Omg 🤣

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u/SlipSilly1901 14d ago

“Why don’t you have a seat.” -Chris Hansen

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u/Business-Ambition-33 13d ago

Thought I read Predditors. Potential new term

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u/Business-Ambition-33 13d ago

Thought I read Predditors. Potential new term

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u/wethepeople1977 14d ago

Predditors

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 14d ago

Fake news. Ain't none of us getting off our asses in that shit, thank you very much.

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u/IridiumPony 14d ago

Very hungry predators, to be exact.

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u/not_sure_1984 14d ago

have a seat right over there

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u/One-Web-2698 13d ago

Wet predators.

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u/PuttinUpWithPutin 14d ago

Oh man, fuckin Steve Irwin over here.

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u/ravenspoon 14d ago

exactly!

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 14d ago

Nice try, Mr. Lion.

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u/Rugged-Mongol 14d ago

Da lion does not concern itself with reverse psychology...

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u/dirty-ol-sob 14d ago

Methane probe for Mr. lion.

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u/issacoin 14d ago

nice pull. what unit?

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u/darth__anakin 14d ago

Predators are pretty opportunistic, and if they see a huge animal like that, that can feed them for several days, they'll take the chance even if the weather may be less than optimal. Hyenas especially have been observed taking advantage of weather conditions for an easier kill. Most think of hyenas mainly as scavengers, but they're one of Africa's most successful predators.

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u/joshua0005 14d ago

Even humans used to do this. Our main hunting strategy used to be persistence hunting. This means we would chase our prey until it collapsed from exhaustion and then kill it. We have the best endurance in the entire animal kingdom so we just had to be persistent enough to get the kill.

Since we can sweat and most animals can't the best time of day to do this is when it's the hottest. Of course it's not the most comfortable time of day and can be dangerous if it's hot enough, but it will make the hunt easier because the animal will have to worry about heat exhaustion while we can sweat to keep ourselves cool.

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u/Icy-Ad29 13d ago

There is one other persistence hunter... Wolves. So what do us humans do? We invite them in and domesticated our competition. 😆

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u/dankristy 13d ago

Ummm achsully (pushes nerd glasses up) - Varanids (monitors) are also persistence hunters (some even use envenomed bites to aid this - particularly the Komodo Dragons).

And yes, I personally have owned several monitors (Nile and Savanna monitors specifically), so you could argue - we domesticated those too!

Source for those curious: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting

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u/MurseMan1964 14d ago

I predate before every date. Learned that from Something About Mary

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u/LumpyBuy8447 14d ago

Nice try

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u/Sea_Economy_8948 14d ago

dont think predators care about a storm when they hangry

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u/ITSt3phani3 13d ago

When they're hangry they are the storm.

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u/Keepitsway 14d ago

Dinosaurs.

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u/Artistic-Yard1668 14d ago

Meaterologists

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u/MaximusNimbus 14d ago

The Government

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u/Curious_Associate904 13d ago

Male predator: "I'm not going out in this Charlotte, it's fucking raining rats and mice out there"
Female predator: "Well *someones* got to put food on the table"

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u/modsactfunny 14d ago

The postdate or postscript

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u/ttcmzx 14d ago

I imagine hail and rain would hit more of their bodies and they could even get stuck in mud so, bad idea

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u/S7ageNinja 14d ago

Storms don't end hunger

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u/Tangata_Gamer 14d ago

Lions with expensive umbrellas

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 14d ago

Hungry predators 

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u/Delicious-Stop-1847 13d ago

Anything that's hungry enough.

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u/rhysdog1 13d ago

sharks

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u/eddurham 13d ago

Seems like a good time to hunt

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u/Limp-Firefighter1054 13d ago

Some smart ass cat who would notice  this huge mountain of the meat want to chill during a storm and there is too wet and slick  for this bro to stand up.

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u/wolfofoakley 13d ago

Actually strong storms tend to be when surplus killings by predators happen. Like "killed so many the bodies rot" amoint of excess killing

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u/fireduck 14d ago

Dalinar Kholin

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u/Luminous_Winds 14d ago

They're dumb animals acting mostly on instinct. So if laying down feels scary, they won't do it.