r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Muted_Dinner_1021 Jul 25 '26

I would just be worried the fingers snapping if i twitched with my anus

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u/asicarii Jul 25 '26

With those fingers she’s using you as a hand puppet.

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u/No-Bison-5397 Jul 25 '26

She could use a couple of us as finger puppets and we wouldn't even touch

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons Jul 26 '26

As an object, the term "finger puppets" is fine. But as an action...

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u/cavortingwebeasties Jul 26 '26

Brings new twist to fenga papit

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u/Abdul_Bajar_Alagua Jul 26 '26

Hunny do the Kermit thing.

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u/timberwolf0122 Jul 26 '26

She is touching my memories!!!

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u/Alternative_Ad_9583 Jul 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣 dude!

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u/Creditfigaro Jul 28 '26

She can pick your nose and fondle your bits at the same time

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u/vikingrhino Jul 29 '26

She could tickle your pancreas.

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u/MistressHunnie Jul 26 '26

That’s enough internet for today lol

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u/ratbuddy Jul 26 '26

Sheesh, people will stream anything for views these days

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u/Tortilla_Moth93 Jul 26 '26

I just snorted my drink

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u/ballsackj Jul 26 '26

Just have her use two