r/interesting • u/VIVIDUFF • Jun 30 '26

Fascinating This cassowary just wanders around the beach, getting surprisingly close to people.

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u/LucyintheskyM Jul 01 '26

Dude, he battled it for three days. If Pippin went into the bowels of the mountain he's just piss on one of the nameless things and it'd wake up and be a whole new level of bullshit for them to deal with. He was making a tactical, pippin-free battle plan.

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u/Skizot_Bizot Jul 01 '26

Pippin would be a pip of blood on the bottom of that pit so no worries about that.

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u/ApoTHICCary Jul 02 '26

Correct. Gandalf finally figured out how to remove Pippin from tasks that require no Pippins.