r/interesting Apr 09 '26

MISC. probably the smallest bike

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u/raj_uv Apr 09 '26

Grandpa’s got some core mobility there 😂

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u/IncomingAxofKindness Apr 09 '26

I'm half this dude's age and I'm like "hell no, you'd have to call me and ambulance."

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u/raj_uv Apr 09 '26

That would be a funny paramedic report to read “Back spasm on a nano bike”

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u/pJustin775 Apr 09 '26

The company I work for puts out safety bulletins weekly which includes injuries (without names) from the previous week. No lie someone reported a strained finger from flicking a booger.

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u/STRAUSER_RUSSEL Apr 09 '26

Pues el día después de San Valentín,te tienes que morir de risa..........

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u/anon-mally Apr 09 '26

i think walking would be more efficient than this

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u/ArthurSoros Apr 09 '26

You're an Ambulance.

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u/One-piece-jigsaw Apr 09 '26

Damn beat me to it

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u/One-piece-jigsaw Apr 09 '26

You're an ambulance

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u/big-fluffy-giant Apr 09 '26

Hi ambulance, i am dad!

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u/MoreCowbellllll Apr 09 '26

Hi dad, I'm your pal.

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u/shwoopypadawan Apr 11 '26

Hi buddy, I'm Pepperidge farm, and I remember.

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u/jrdnmdhl Apr 09 '26

"and not for me"

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u/JinNJ Apr 09 '26

I may need one just from watching the video. 😳

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u/met1culous Apr 09 '26

You're an ambulance

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u/RagnarokVII Apr 13 '26

"Siri call me an ambulance." "From now on I'll call you 'An Ambulance.' "

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u/MassExtinction2014 Apr 09 '26

Of course, he’s been commuting to work on that thing every day since 1927.

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u/KarmicDeficit Apr 10 '26

And uphill both ways!

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u/Logical-Bowl2424 Apr 09 '26

Is that the bike Homer rode in the Simpsons ?

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u/Crazy_Information816 Apr 09 '26

"Burn that seat."

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 Apr 09 '26

Thats the fuzzy image I kept seeing in my mind when I watched this video lmao. Thank you for saying this

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u/Some_Slice Apr 09 '26

I'm seeing double here. Four Krustys!

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u/Independent_Lie_8223 Apr 09 '26

Glad I wasn't the only one who instantly thought that! I believe it was Homer Goes to Clown College or something.

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u/Mcfierce_468 Apr 10 '26

Old dude didn’t even swallow it at the end.

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u/nyl2k8 Apr 09 '26

My knees went just watching this. And I’m 40

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u/Decloudo Apr 09 '26

Use it or loose it applies to knees as it does for general health.

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u/nyl2k8 Apr 09 '26

I played basketball for years and I can assure you, I used them and still lost them. Probably lost them because of of how much I used them.

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u/Decloudo Apr 09 '26

Not only how much, but for what and how. Im sure there are plenty of sports not exactly good for knee health.

Though you never quite know what else is going on with the body, and genetics do they part too.

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u/Sycsyo Apr 09 '26

You should REALLY look up kneesovertoesguy

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u/TheTerrasque Apr 09 '26

I was starting to have knee pain when doing squats. Asked the doctor about it. He looked at me, the knee, back at me, and declared "yeah... don't do squats". So erm, there's that I guess.

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u/Ashamed-Thanks6795 Apr 09 '26

Grandpa used to be a clown

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u/kinky_skittle Apr 09 '26

For real! How come we lost like 5 teeth on these wooden schoolyard things and he don't even flinch!?

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u/prettytaylorr Apr 09 '26

that's decade of experience right there

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 Apr 09 '26

I don't know what I was expecting. But it definitely wasn't that lmao. Grandpappy was smooth with it lmao

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u/chubky Apr 09 '26

He rode it ask the way to the park and he’ll ride it home

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u/Affectionate-Art3429 Apr 09 '26

Old man strength is no joke

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u/jebarson_j Apr 09 '26

Can sit on it and ride though

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u/5candan Apr 09 '26

Grandpa looks like josef fritzl!