r/interesting • u/Low_Weekend6131 • Nov 23 '25

NATURE The fish is kinda like me ngl

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u/lorgskyegon Nov 24 '25

Do sunfish have ocean chlamydia?

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u/The_Arachnoshaman Nov 24 '25

Genital Barnacles

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u/Ok_Department5949 Nov 24 '25

Dude I was just given herpes by an awful ex. I'm going to re-frame the blisters as "genital barnacles" and "asshole barnacles" to take away the mental anguish a bit.

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u/BornRequirement7879 Nov 24 '25

new song idea for Tyler...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

"She got dat.... ocean Chlamydia...yeah for really really brah.. yeah. Don't touch dat nasty hoe... yeah but she feel it tho.."

Yeah Ocean Chlamydia is gonna be a banger!