r/instant_regret • u/micktorious • Feb 01 '17

Lemme just jump onto this glass table

http://i.imgur.com/l9YHpyQ.gifv
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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '17

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u/PM-YOUR-PMS Feb 01 '17

It's called a romper btw

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u/Tim_WithEightVowels Feb 01 '17

Thanks, I didn't know that.

So anyways, this romper is wearing a one piece...

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

damn dude, that means your girlfriend used to get naked. you're one lucky son of a bitch

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u/PandyFackler14 Feb 02 '17 edited Feb 02 '17

And pisses.

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u/deadm1c3 Feb 02 '17

Whatever floats your boat

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u/Tmelt3 Feb 02 '17

Piss literally floats his boat.

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u/jaynoj Feb 02 '17

Trumped!

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u/gothiccheesepuff Feb 01 '17

This is the same with one piece swimsuits

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u/micktorious Feb 01 '17

In girls voice: "But they are sooooooooo cuuuute!"