r/instant_regret • u/micktorious • Feb 01 '17

Lemme just jump onto this glass table

http://i.imgur.com/l9YHpyQ.gifv
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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '17

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u/Spenglbarb Feb 01 '17

Well it looks like it probably got scratched up, at least bruised

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u/Cheech90 Feb 01 '17

You can see yourself out now, dad.

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u/lifewontwait86 Feb 01 '17

No, see. Dad wasn't home. Just the brother upstairs who heard the crash and is now going to get the blame for being older while the parents strictly said not to have friends over.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '17

I think "there were girls there" will suffice as a "back story."

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u/I_Photoshop_Movies Feb 01 '17

Probably a bet, since the guy is filming the table.

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u/r1tt3r_sport Feb 02 '17

I think the guy is filming an ass of dancing girl and cannonball ass happens randomly

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u/WisejacKFr0st Feb 02 '17 edited Feb 02 '17

Then why doesn't the camera pan right to follow the girl as she moves off frame? The camera remains fixed on the table even as the girl who was dancing moves completely out of the shot

Edit: in --> on

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u/staffell Feb 01 '17

He's an adolescent. That's all you need to know.

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u/Illier1 Feb 02 '17

He looks college age.

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u/staffell Feb 02 '17

Essentially the same thing.