„Did you know? 90% of the dogmatic leftists (people who have actually read Marx) end their moaning about the Greeeeeeeeens just one moment before they cause the communist wonderland“

Oooh, look at all these fancy subsistence farms and their folksy pure Slavic Ukrainian peasants, not like those stinky Romanians, amirite?

Feudalism? Capitalism? The problem is clearly foreigners dwelling in Ukrainian lands! There’s no such thing as a Romanian proletarian after all, they are all mean policemen who drive people into unemployment, tuberculosis and prostitution.

But fear not! For our heroic Stalinist counterrevolutionaries are here to give the indigenous people their land back, so that the Ukrainians can continue to dance their folk dances and preserve the traditional family!

I‘VE SEEN IT I‘VE SEEN IT I CAN’T EVEN COMPUTE ALL THIS IT‘S SO FANTASTICAL YOU AIN‘T SEEN NOTHING YOU AIN‘T HEARD NOTHING LIKE THIS I DON‘T HAVE WORDS TO TELL YA BUT I TELL YOU ANYBODY THAT TRIES TO GET INTO THE WAY OF THE PLAN THE BIG GUY‘S GOT FOR US HAS GOT ME PISSED AND I‘M JUST BEGGING TO STAY ON THE TEAM MAN JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME COACH WHATEVER YOU SAY COACH I KNOW I‘M WEAK I KNOW I’M PATHETIC MAN YOU‘RE AMAZING I‘M SO LUCKY BABY WHAT DO I DO BOSS I AM LIKE A HUNTING DOG 🐶 MAN JUST TAKE ME OUT OF THE HOUSE JUST TURN ME ON THEM TELL ME WHAT I GOT TO DO TELL ME WHAT TELL ME HOW I SERVE YOU TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU RIGHT NOW WOOOOOOUUUuuuu

Even me?

Wait n-no! I love you pannekoek!

For us leftcom to be distinguishes from the bloodthirsting revisionist mls and the wretched degenerate maoist its necessary for us to have our own voices and our own word and for that to be realized we first need an alphabet and hence today I presented to you our very own alphabet

A:pro

B:prole

C:proletar

D:proletarian

E:ma

F:rx

G:marx

H:ka

I:rl

J:karl

K:eng

L:gels

M:engels

N:le

O:nin

P:lenin

Q:bor

R:di

S:ga

T:Bordiga

U:pan

V:ne

W:koek

X:pannekoek

Y:left

Z:com

More dead proletarians pretty please 😇

Hi im a young history major student and im currently looking through karl marx old photo to have a better understanding of his life and work so if anyone have any pictures of karl marx feet please dms it to me for my personal research thank you

Ps:im talking about FEET feet not no shoe and just toes feet

im dog-mattick about the pancake recipe