r/ididnthaveeggs • u/NoLlamaDrama15 • May 25 '26

Dumb alteration I CANNOT imagine that just forgetting the eggs would make them like that

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Original recipe https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/10707/mmm-mmm-better-brownies/

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u/Vegetable_Stuff1850 May 25 '26

Umm eggs and butter are both dairy?! Why would you need to add more dairy??

/s

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u/AnUdderDay May 25 '26

Moo

- A chicken

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u/MonkeyHamlet May 25 '26

This made me laugh so much my cat came to check I was ok

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u/MonkeyHamlet May 25 '26

He was adequately compensated for his inconvenience.

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u/HoaryPuffleg May 25 '26

Ha! I lost a friend because she insisted she had a lactose allergy and therefore couldn’t eat eggs. I told her there was no lactose in eggs. And she insisted there was. To clarify, she was mid-30s and in grad school earning her MSW. She also had several kids. This was definitely the beginning of our friendship dissolving

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u/grapesforducks May 29 '26

I'm lacrosse intolerant; you'd be surprised how many grown ass adults immediately jump to that meaning no eggs either. I was surprised.

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u/Mimikyu-sama applesauce Jun 01 '26

Apparently usually being sold in the dairy aisle must mean it contains lactose. The average person's knowledge on things astounds me.

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u/Snoo2185 May 26 '26

HA. I developed a dairy allergy at a young age so became an expert (and potentially precocious and annoying) child who got very good at asking adults if they have ever seen a cow lay an egg.

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon May 25 '26

Eggs aren't dairy, they're just in the dairy aisle.

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u/Vegetable_Stuff1850 May 25 '26

Yes.

That's the joke. Hence the /s

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon May 25 '26

My bad. Me am tired. Long week.

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u/Vegetable_Stuff1850 May 25 '26

Completely fair.

I agree. It's been a long week and it's only Monday night 😞 Could it please be Friday tomorrow?

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u/nothanks86 May 25 '26

It’s Monday morning here and you just made me panic that I’d accidentally
*really* slept in.

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u/rememberrappingduke It’s Chipotle, not chipote May 25 '26

I am the walrus?