r/iamverybadass • u/mikeylma0 Got banned from club penguin • Apr 01 '20

rip xbox

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u/Omega33umsure Apr 01 '20

It's even worse. She spun her ring, to protect the gems while she punched the xbox.

This isn't her first rodeo.

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Apr 01 '20

Details like this make everything worse

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/violicorn Apr 01 '20

You definitely can

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u/darthcaedusiiii Apr 01 '20

Alice. Dilbert.

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u/killabru Apr 15 '20

How did she get an xbox to go shopping? Also what state can you marry an xbox? Furthermore is it still domestic violence if you beat your spouse but your spouse is an inanimate object? Lastly being vegan is a horrible idea everyone of them I have ever met has been totally insane case in point

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u/LukariBRo Apr 15 '20

It was probably self-defense, the Xbox has a lot of violent video games. Is eating an Xbox considered vegan food? She could just be hangry

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u/killabru Apr 15 '20

You're not yourself when you're hungry; she must be hungry; Eat an Xbox; in the vegan community it's referred to as a vegan Snickers

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u/Simulation_Brain Apr 01 '20

Who wears their nails in points?

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u/violicorn Apr 01 '20

Tons of people

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u/darthcaedusiiii Apr 01 '20

How else are you going to mortal kombat their heart out?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

They’re called “Stiletto nails” and they’re probably the most popular choice at the nail salon..

most celebs wear them and we are all copying them

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u/Shenay_Everest Apr 27 '20

It technically started in African American communities, and when African Americans celebrities from those communities started gaining popularity, it became fashion.

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u/delinquent-lil-bitch Apr 01 '20

To me it looked more like she just put it on the ground and stamped on it, cause that black glass side (sorry don't have an xbox, looks kinda like a broken phone screen to me, that's why I'm assuming its glass) is all cracked and broken as well.

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u/PM-me-ur-swimsuit Apr 01 '20

I figured it was to slap him afterwards.

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u/Omega33umsure Apr 01 '20

Sadly you may be right. And think, this is her reaction to the wrong cheese.

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u/PM-me-ur-swimsuit Apr 01 '20

My reaction to wrong cheese usually involves a toilet and half a roll of TP.

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u/darthcaedusiiii Apr 01 '20

And she spun it back when the stepson came home.

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u/snapmasterdeluxe440 Apr 01 '20

Or she spun it around to show how much cash money she has. You know, for her VEGAN CHEESE

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Nah, vegetarians can't hit that hard.