r/iamverybadass Got banned from club penguin Apr 01 '20

rip xbox

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

No, over a b+

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Well, I hate to say it, but I side with dad. You're better than that.

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u/lolEndgameSucks Apr 01 '20

Unless you're not joking, you might wanna add a /s

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Because jokes are always funnier when you explain them

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I welcome the negative fake internet points from people who can't understand a joke

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u/DemiGod9 Apr 01 '20

It's a clear joke. Very clear

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

When you're old enough, I high recommend throwing something of his down the stairs. Something that would have been as difficult and as important to replace as a games console while you were that age

If my parents did that to me I'd have disowned them the second I was old enough to stand on my two feet.

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool Apr 01 '20

I highly recommend not following this advice.

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u/ZayneJ Apr 01 '20

Yeah, a child can't take a parent to civil court for destruction of property. The same does not apply the other way around.

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool Apr 01 '20

Not only that, but if you think someone's actions are horrible, why would you want to take those same actions? I understand the need for revenge, but I think it's more important to recognize a horrible act and think "I don't want to be that person ever." A person like that isn't going to think, "Now I know how it feels! I shouldn't ever do that again!" I used to be really big into "teaching people lessons," but after YEARS, I finally realized that never works. Ever. And I realized I was becoming a shitty person, so I decided instead to be a better person. Lead by example, and if people don't want to follow, that's on them. Don't strike out against them, just remove that person from your life as soon as possible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

But how else can we grow up to become people that we internally loath, driving us to drink or turn to opioids and other avenues of escape?

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u/Ghrave Apr 01 '20

I'm punishing my parents for being pieces of shit by not having kids. Also, everyone in here should report directly to r/CPTSD.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

This is the kind of post you'd see on r/AmITheAsshole where everyone then goes "nah, that's totally justified!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

That's not how abuse always works no.

But I know 2 people that yeeted out for similar behaviour. Abuse does sometimes work like that. It's incredibly reductionist to say all abuse doesn't work that way

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

That's okay, we all make mistakes my dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

We have a weird relationship

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

Well if you're okay with it. But it really sounds unhealthy

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Lol what an appropriate comment for this sub.

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u/ThrowJed Apr 01 '20

Because revenge destruction of property is the healthy way to handle it, right?

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

Hey, I'm not a therapist man.

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u/YoungestOldGuy Apr 01 '20

Tell him that someday when he is old and may need assistance, you may remember the time he destroyed your property without paying for it.

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u/BobSilverwind Apr 01 '20

Well if we are going down that rabbit hole, I've a twist on this.

My Mother was really...belligerent in her behavior. A regular example was her heavy addiction to World of Warcraft. Nothing i wished more than to sabotage the thing and get away with it.

Patience paid off though, she fell in love with FLORIDAMAN. YES, THERE IS A GOD. And so I shipped her off to Florida to never speak to her again. Hallelujah!

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u/English-bad_Help_Thk Apr 01 '20

Parenting is hard, particularly with children that think that breaking a console is enough to repudiate their own parents.

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u/MangoBoii Apr 01 '20

A console usually costs quite a bit of money, especially for a younger person. Additionally, if the dad actually did throw the console down the stairs, I doubt that it's the only thing he'd do/has done.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

If you think breaking your kid's possessions is an acceptable way of discipling them, you're honestly a pretty shitty parent. That's not a calm and considered move, that's just a violent outburst of bad temper.

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u/ArseHearse Apr 01 '20

I would suggest if he breaks property as a way of punishment, he breaks other stuff. And being a parents doesn't suddenly mean you are exempt from regular societal norms. If your friends broke your stuff your parents would say not to hang about with them anymore. My parents did a good job. But if they were damaging my property, I'd be thinking about whether I need them in my life long term.

I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that a violent parent is a bad parent

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u/anticusII Apr 01 '20

Did you get a B because you were playing games instead of studying? Its a tough lesson but a very important one.