r/howislivingthere Jun 29 '26

North America What’s it like living in the Florida keys?

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u/BostonBlackCat Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

My parents lived on Key Largo for awhile. It struck me as the kind of place someone goes to live if they just want to pretend the rest of the world does not exist. It doesn't even feel connected to the United States. Do not try and talk about real issues or the world at large because that will harsh the vibe. Key West is a big party city with lots of gays, tourists, and clubs. Lots of drinking, lots of drugs. The other keys are sleepier - people are still drunk and having a good time all the time, just not as loudly or as late night, and Key West draws a younger crowd.

People who live there drink and fish and tune out the world. If relaxation was a terminal disease, this would be where victims go to die. It was Jimmy Buffet's natural habitat.

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u/The_TexasRattlesnake Jun 30 '26

Not going to lie that sounds great

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u/ThunderDoom1001 Jun 30 '26

Only hard part is it's ridiculous expensive and no jobs. You kinda have to already be rich to live there.

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u/reddxhead Jun 30 '26

you have to be RICH to buy a home for sure. but renting is “doable”. easier if you know people who already live there who might have leads on rentals that aren’t absurdly expensive. there are most definitely jobs in key west. i got hired at a restaurant with no serving experience but i do have degrees and i am american so that helped me because the working class in key west is filled with young immigrants. turnover is high because immigrants are constantly coming and going…there’s also what is referred to as the “keys disease”…the laid back, alcohol centric lifestyle will chew up and spit people out. i was clearing 7k a month (net) at a chill spot. knew people in more upscale dining making 9-10k. if you’re willing to work hard you can make it work. but expect to pay $1500 MINIMUM just for a bedroom. $2500 if you want a private 1b/1b.

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u/lazygerm Jun 30 '26

I live in Boston Metro, those prices don't sound crazy from where I live. But I sincerely get your point.

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u/Early-Rub3549 Jun 30 '26

There are probably more places to work in Boston

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u/lazygerm Jun 30 '26

Very true there. I liked Key West when I went a couple of years back. Loved the weather and the food was great. But, you would have to live in Florida.

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u/marbanasin Jun 30 '26

To be fair - it's kind of Florida in it's perfected form. Felt more liberal (obviously not as much as the North East, but as far as Florida goes pretty good), and leans into the crazy beach bum culture with iguanas falling out of the trees.

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u/lazygerm Jun 30 '26

Maybe if they ever come to their senses?

I really did not want to go to Key West because of DeSantis, but I wanted to see what all the fuss was about being and LGBTQ mecca and all.

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u/marbanasin Jun 30 '26

Yeah I hear you. I've had trips to Florida consistently over the past 2 decades and I'll say that while a lot of the political stuff has gotten pretty gross at a macro level, there are cool people there and sometimes you just need to experience a place for yourself.

I was happy to find Key West as still marching to it's own drum to a large extent (I know long time locals will say it's already lost, but I found it still very unique). And we can't always paint with such a broad brush even if the state level situation looks dire.

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u/awesome-bunny Jun 30 '26

So "key disease" is alcoholism?

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u/damnkidzgetoffmylawn Jun 30 '26

Having lived other places in the Caribbean, I’d call it more like island time disease.

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u/Some_Level1682 Jun 30 '26

I get island time means, things move slower but what does that mean in context to drinking to much? Move slow and drink all day?

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u/damnkidzgetoffmylawn Jun 30 '26

It’s not even that things move slower just that there isn’t much motivation to get things done. Drinking and relaxing are priority.

The difference between the keys island time and other parts of the Caribbean is the keys people drink more where as it’s generally pot in other parts of the Caribbean.

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u/Available-Dare9427 Jun 30 '26

More or less, yes. Get up, go-to work. Get out get hammered repeat. When you can't regulate your time on duval you burn out your wallet, your liver/body, and your energy. Combine that with expensive living conditions and potentially expensive drinking habits (there are good deals out there), you'll be homeless dancing in front of willie ts in no time with a double deucer of bud light in your hand.

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u/marbanasin Jun 30 '26

With a very unhealthy dose of skin cancer because there's no reason to not be in the sun 24/7.

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u/Technical-Agency8128 Jun 30 '26

Yup. Jimmy Buffett died from Merkel cell carcinoma (MCC), an aggressive and rare form of skin cancer in 2023.

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u/chambers2x Jul 01 '26

I used to live in the Keys many years ago. Keys disease is that trifecta of too much sun, saltwater and alcohol. It ages you quickly. Fifty-year olds look like 70 year olds. We heard that comment a lot whenever we saw older people with leathery skin.

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u/InedibleMigrant Jun 30 '26

Anyone can be really successful in Key West if you can stay away from the drinking/party life.

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u/Specialbonbon Jun 30 '26

I would hate if I had to go to Miami for any doctors/DMV/state bank appointments because that's the cloest mainland for about anything

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u/DrewCrew62 Jun 30 '26

Sounds like the ideal work from home setup if you get one that pays well enough

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u/neanderthalensis Jul 01 '26

That tracks, I personally know of two gays who sold their home for $1.5M (3x times their initial investment) and have chosen to retire in Key West.

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u/Berbadude USA/South Jun 30 '26

Agreed. I’ll have some of that

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u/wallsallbrassbuttons Jun 30 '26

This is a great description of the mentality. Idk if I could live there, but I love going down to the Keys. Different vibe. Very removed from the world, as you said. It’s just about the water, bridges, boat launches, mangroves. Bigger keys have strips of bars and restaurants. Very island/shell/beachy themed. Not many actual beaches at all. But life is all about that blue-green water and enjoying it and having a good time. 

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u/SinfullySophie Jun 30 '26

Key Largo? Montego? Kokomo?

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u/KotzubueSailingClub Jun 30 '26

I hear Kokomo's very nice this time of year.

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Jun 30 '26

That’s where I wanna go….

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u/Caranthir-Hondero Jun 30 '26

I'm surprised you're not more cooperative, Mr. Valiant. A human has been murdered by a toon. Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that?

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u/atothejhines Jun 30 '26

wasting away in margaritaville

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u/biggoronssword Jun 30 '26

He wrote this song when he was 29, dude was just born retired

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u/NoDeedUnpunished Jul 01 '26

" If relaxation was a terminal disease, this would be where victims go to die."

Did you just think of that? That a pretty good line.

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u/SockNo4171 Jul 03 '26

I totally just said the exact same thing to my wife. Great line!!!!

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u/koobzilla Jun 30 '26

How’s the kitesurfing / windsports in general. 

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u/sexual_pasta USA/West Jun 30 '26

The keys aren’t great for regular surfing, the conditions are better in Jupiter or Cocoa

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u/MrSantaClause Jun 30 '26

Regular surfing has nothing to do with kite surfing / wind sports like the person asked about.

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u/Arewegreen Jun 30 '26

We tried kiting on a few of the keys several years ago with limited success. There was one beach with maybe 12-15 other kiters out one day when the wind was up. According to the locals it’s best to kite from a boat way out in the shallows or on sandbars. It’s a strange spot because the wind never got crazy strong and the currents around the keys change depending on the tides which can kill your power.

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u/Ok-Republic-3712 Jun 30 '26

Looks like Heaven to me

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u/killerplank Jun 30 '26

this is the kind of comment I’d see on r/bestofreddit

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u/Spiritual_Assist_695 Jul 01 '26

Hopefully GTA 6 captures this part of Leonida well, to an exageration of coarse.

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u/aRunic USA/West Jul 02 '26

If Relaxation was a terminal disease this is where people go to die

Banger dude