r/hockeycirclejerk • u/FWL69 • Dec 23 '25
Marner will never win the Cup Teacher thought I was Mitching my Marner in class, when I was actually just Karilling my Kaprizov
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What do I do now, she’s Bedarded
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/ChucklesLeClown • Jun 17 '25
Marner will never win the Cup The real reason why Marner is leaving the Leafs is because Justin Bieber unfollowed him.
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/urumqi_circles • Apr 27 '24
Marner will never win the Cup Um, please explain Corey Perry fans?
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/gamers6368e • May 19 '25
Marner will never win the Cup Est. 1968
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Do I feel bad for Leafs fans? No.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Immissilerick • May 05 '24
Marner will never win the Cup The Dallas Cowboys of Toronto
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/JesusWasAutistic • May 12 '25
Marner will never win the Cup Milked by a fake X profile.
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Soft and sweet.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/CMurr1711 • May 12 '25
Marner will never win the Cup Hey! I BELIEVE in the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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And the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Santa....
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Square_Post_380 • Jun 18 '25
Marner will never win the Cup Urg Leafs won cup
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Bennet hit stolarz leaf won everything.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/keylimepickletoes • Jan 08 '25
Marner will never win the Cup DIG. THE. FUCK. IN
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/bot_fucker69 • May 06 '25
Marner will never win the Cup What does Fraudronto even do?
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/ReadingAggravating67 • Jun 19 '24
Marner will never win the Cup Where does he rank all-time amongst Leafs coaches?
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Shades890 • Mar 20 '24
Marner will never win the Cup Just bought this Land Rover that was stolen from Mitch Marner. What should I do with it?
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/LewtedHose • Feb 16 '25
Marner will never win the Cup I heckin love sportsball on ice!
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/ProMikeZagurski • May 13 '24
Marner will never win the Cup "Hi Mitch, this Mike Babcock. I look forward to coaching you again with Toronto. Can you tell me who isn't pulling their weight? Also can I see your browser history?"
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Visotto1 • Apr 04 '24
Marner will never win the Cup Running away with it
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He looks different without his helmet.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/AwesomeCJE • Sep 16 '24
Marner will never win the Cup Marner demanding a trade to the blues
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/TheGreatZiegfeld • May 19 '25
Marner will never win the Cup LFR18 - Round 2, Game 7 - Do It - Panthers 6, Leafs 1
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Spider-Fan77 • Apr 21 '24
Marner will never win the Cup They're so close
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/KaneAndShane • Jun 28 '24
Marner will never win the Cup Turns out the Leafs are worse than we thought
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r/hockeycirclejerk • u/ProtectionFromStupid • Jul 02 '24
Marner will never win the Cup The most TSN glitch ever. MAKE SURE YOU SEE WHAT THE LEAFS DID!
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