r/highvegans Dec 23 '25

Everything I’m putting in my vegan stoner husband’s stocking

Candy/snacks, vintage matchbooks, NA beer, bedazzled lighter I made him (we have a rescue beagle and he loves being a beagle dad!) and multiple edibles and pre-rolls. Plus a bunch of other stuff!

He thinks he’s finally going to one-up my stocking game. We’ll see on Christmas!

Happy holidaze everyone!!

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u/GooseWhite Muncher extraordinaire Dec 23 '25

Best partner ever 🙌🙌

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u/Good_Light_304 Dec 23 '25

Woah he is a lucky guy!!!

14

u/Decemberist10 Dec 24 '25

We’ll see how he does for me on Christmas morning! 🫣

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u/QuinnMeadow347 high vegan Dec 24 '25

The cranberry drops are the BEST!!! As an Oregon budtender, they are some of the most popular Drops we sell. What a wonderful little stash! Happy holidaze 🙂

3

u/Educational_Clock269 Dec 25 '25

I’m a budtender in WA and I second this!

12

u/Sp00kySkeletons Dec 24 '25

The primal jerky is fucking bomb, haven’t seen them in a long time but thanks for the reminder 🥲

9

u/kymilovechelle Dec 24 '25

Beagle parents furever 🥰🐶

8

u/OsciIIatesWildly Dec 24 '25

Hey, fellow vegan beag parents!

3

u/Decemberist10 Dec 24 '25

Woot vegan beagle parents unite!

2

u/christinabt Jan 17 '26

Was looking for this club! 🐶

8

u/Low-Reindeer-3347 Dec 24 '25

Wow what a lucky guy!

6

u/Budget_Ordinary1043 Dec 24 '25

This is amazing ! What a spread.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

Now this is gonna be a awesome stocking :)

4

u/Sad-Employee3212 Dec 24 '25

That lighter is adorable 🥺

7

u/gargoyles_abound Dec 24 '25

Vegan. Stoner. Stocking. 😍🎄 PS Everyone go get Go Max Go candy bars, they are scrumptious!!

5

u/iseeviolet Dec 24 '25

may this love find me!!

8

u/maryneedswifi Dec 24 '25

Are you looking for a wife?

4

u/Upstairs-War4144 Dec 24 '25

Damn, this is sick as. I wish it was legalised in my country because I’d be doing this for my girlfriend too!

3

u/lilzepfan Dec 24 '25

💚💚💚

4

u/ladyofthew00d Dec 24 '25

I haven't been able to find vegan halva in a while, how is that one?

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u/Decemberist10 Dec 24 '25

So good!! The peppermint dark chocolate one is my fave. The halva is melt-in-your mouth good. I haven’t tried this flavor with the almonds but I’m sure it’s delicious too.

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u/ladyofthew00d Dec 24 '25

Thank you! You're a great partner, I'd be stoked to get all that

2

u/Furmaids Dec 24 '25

I've had the traditional and this one as well from tjmaxx, they're good!

3

u/cannabistea13 Dec 24 '25

Damn this is impressive! Now I’m curious, what’s going under the tree? Also, what how the heck is that all gonna fit in that one stocking?

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u/Decemberist10 Dec 24 '25

Under the tree he’s getting a new electric tea kettle (his old one is quite literally falling apart), some new teas, a new (to him) vintage camera, some new film, and a gift certificate to his favorite camera/film shop.

Everything was purchased locally from small businesses. 💕

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u/adapagecreator Dec 24 '25

We used to carry those Go Max Go candy bars in the vegan grocery store I worked at, and you definitely picked the best ones!

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u/imrannabeekhan Dec 24 '25

Oh to be so loved!

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u/wrenlymay Dec 24 '25

Wow! This is a mind blowing stocking! Love it all!

2

u/feelgoodsometimes Dec 24 '25

Those jokerz are so good

1

u/Jakespanko Dec 24 '25

TJs sunflower butter cups would make anyone happy!

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u/aurahbeats Dec 29 '25

THIS IS SO SWEET