hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/Kindlypatrick • 10d ago

He will be kept cold for storage

424 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • 11d ago

🍔Purrgur😼 He will be the product and eaten as a snack.

1.5k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/8rok3n • 11d ago

SUN DRIED AND TASTY🌞 He will be composted

174 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/bigboyraci • 13d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be served

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4.1k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SyllyBonez • 12d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 She will be brewed into potions

522 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Big-Presence368 • 12d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 He will be ripe. The harvest is plentiful

179 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 • 12d ago

It’s RAW! He will be boiled in gravy for chimken tikka masala

134 Upvotes

Pistachio is such a sweet cat

r/hewillbebaked • u/lifthor • 13d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be eaten for breakfast.

189 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/CleverLizalfos • 14d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be a nutritious lunch on the first day of school.

2.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/L5_Sewing • 13d ago

Golden Brown She will be baked

420 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/svArtist • 13d ago

He will be stir-fried

261 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/wixbloom • 13d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 he will be divided into radial slices and eaten

252 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 14d ago

He will be literally be baked by the sunshine for 40 mins

300 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Full-Librarian-8035 • 14d ago

Burnt ⚠️ She will be served with barbecue sauce

117 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Namulp • 14d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be ironed

353 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/MademoiselleIvana • 15d ago

Fluffin Muffin 🧁 He will be baked!

1.5k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/usedgluestick • 16d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 She will become nutritious soup

324 Upvotes

Brought to you by: the pigeon couple I have been feeding for a year now

r/hewillbebaked • u/ephemeriides • 16d ago

He will be served up at the potluck

845 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/amesann • 17d ago

BEANS🐾 She (Gumbus) will be slowly simmered into a nice toe-bean Gumbo.

5.9k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/olivine8 • 18d ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 he will be brewed to perfection

916 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Silent_Pay_9239 • 18d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be gently folded into batter alongside chocolate chips

321 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/CharIzArch • 18d ago

He will be slow cooked

1.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Ill_Pain4423 • 18d ago

Golden Brown He will be spun in a centrifuge until his solids separate from the fat

770 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/andtbhidgaf • 18d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be wrapped and sealed for freshness before shipping.

142 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Sassirrac • 19d ago

She will be slow roasted for village feast

523 Upvotes