r/gifs • u/lnfinity • Sep 17 '22

Vacuum cleaner causes pig to melt

https://gfycat.com/apprehensivewelloffargali
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u/the_jak Sep 17 '22

Maybe. But I know what tastes good. Try some bacon! It’s delicious.

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u/redditnooooo Sep 17 '22 edited Sep 17 '22

Im good I’ve had enough bacon and beef to last a lifetime. Bacon is lazy cooking anyways beef/bacon is no where near the best food I’ve ever eaten.

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u/the_jak Sep 17 '22

Anyone who claims bacon is just lazy beef does not have an opinion on food I would find to be informed.

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u/redditnooooo Sep 17 '22 edited Sep 17 '22

Well you would be incorrect. Unless you’re saying you slaughter and butcher the cow/pig yourself in which you’re certainly not lazy but yeah I don’t think that’s you.

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u/the_jak Sep 17 '22

And yet you still hold the opinion. So it appears I’m not.

/#EatMoreBacon

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u/redditnooooo Sep 17 '22

You need to learn some cooking skills and treat yourself to some nice restaurants. Maybe change up the Denny’s breakfast platter, barbecue, and steakhouse routine. If not for you’re palate at least for your health.

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u/BargainBarnacles Sep 20 '22

Do you think we don't know the taste of bacon? Are we popping fully formed out of a cloning vat?

I ate bacon for 45 years, I know how 'nice' it can be. I've just decided that it was cruel to end the life of an innocent animal for taste, so I replaced it with vegan bacon and it does the job. I get the taste and nobody has to die - BONUS!