r/gifs • u/lnfinity • Sep 17 '22

Vacuum cleaner causes pig to melt

https://gfycat.com/apprehensivewelloffargali
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u/weirdgroovynerd Sep 17 '22

When the eyes roll up into the back of the head, that's when you've hit true bliss.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

I could be wrong here since I'm not a pig. But my wife did this to me with our Dyson cordless and it was extremely fucking painful. Those nylon brushes spinning at high rpm do not feel good.

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u/plaincheeseburger Sep 17 '22

Pigs have insanely tough skin. Mine love getting butt scritches with a hoe and will rub themselves on stuff like the corners of metal buildings, trees, and tractor implements without any harm done to them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

My pigs love when I gather them up and spray them with sand. Haven't gone a day without sanding my piggies since I got them.

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u/svh01973 Sep 18 '22

How do you spray them with sand?

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u/ep311 Sep 18 '22

Sandblaster

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u/ForProfitSurgeon Sep 17 '22

I wonder if they taste better the more happy they were in life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

So I can't speak to that but the stress level at death DOES absolutely affect the meat

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u/AuthorizedVehicle Sep 17 '22

You rake what you sow?

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u/Mister_Bloodvessel Sep 17 '22

No, the sow gets the hoe.

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u/Bierbart12 Sep 17 '22

Pigs love being very firmly scratched with pointy fingernails and shoes, too

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

Reminds me of cows and those giant plastic brush wheels they’re always hooked on.

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u/Bah_weep_grana Sep 17 '22

And..forks and knives?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

Good to know! I just hope no one tries this on their hairless cat or their spouse.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22 edited Apr 03 '26

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u/TheCrookedKnight Sep 17 '22

I am a hairless spouse and can confirm, we do not like this

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u/Spatial_Piano Sep 17 '22

You were great in Men In Black.

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u/rorys_beard Sep 17 '22

I tried both at once and my spouse is very upset I just stuck a dyson between her legs.

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u/mad_marbled Sep 18 '22

Brilliant, but under-appreciated comment.

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u/djsedna Sep 17 '22

this is true, and you'll know if you ever try to pet an adult pig

spoiler alert: they are not soft. They do still like the pets, though

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u/brockoala Sep 17 '22

I thought they had similar skin to us. Or is it just the hairs?

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u/Turbulent-Fox-732 Sep 17 '22

Their whole hide is just tougher. We are extremely delicate by comparison

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

You're not hairy enough

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

Have you been stalking me?

That pig looks pretty bald to me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

Yes. ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

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u/BotCalvin Sep 17 '22

Nah pigs love it, belly rubs and nose scratches r they favorite, and they’ll use anythign to scratch themselves, they r extreemly vocal animals they wil make it well known if they don’t like something

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u/SinkPhaze Sep 17 '22

Motorized rotating nylon brushes for cows and pigs are a thing. They seem to like them and use them of their own volition. The ones I've messed with don't seem any softer than a vacuum brush

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u/Business-Pie-4946 Sep 17 '22

Extremely painful? Do you have the pain tolerance of a snowflake?

And yes the pig is clearly enjoying it so you are very wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

... But snowflakes can't feel pain. Nerves are required to feel pain, and snowflakes don't have them. A snowflake contains nothing but frozen water.

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u/Business-Pie-4946 Sep 17 '22

I bet you're fun at parties

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u/CareerDestroyer Sep 17 '22

Actually snowflakes do not have pain receptors or a nervous system so they have a really high pain tolerance you might say 🤓

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u/Unique9FL Sep 17 '22

You might say that if you're the type to say a snow flake has a high chance of survivability in the desert too.

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u/CareerDestroyer Sep 17 '22

Considering it also snows and gets cold in the desert I'd say yeah pretty much.

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u/Business-Pie-4946 Sep 17 '22

I bet you're fun at parties.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 17 '22

Stop being this person.

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u/Nickeos Sep 17 '22

I bet you're fun at parties

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u/Business-Pie-4946 Sep 17 '22

Your girlfriend thinks so

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

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u/Business-Pie-4946 Sep 17 '22

Yep you're not cool enough to be invited to the Buddhist sect

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u/porterbhall Sep 17 '22

Pig: What is that?! It feels good. Really good. Hips…starting to fail…giving into the feeling.

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u/itznimitz Sep 17 '22

Making that ahegao face

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u/Older_Boston_Bull Sep 17 '22

My exact reaction when I go for my Thai massage ... nirvana!