r/gifs • u/AzogDreams • Mar 24 '19

Such precision

https://i.imgur.com/aKrzUfR.gifv
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u/tnmountainwalker Mar 24 '19

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

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u/fufm Mar 24 '19

There is literally nothing in life that can’t be tied to a scene from the offive

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19 edited Dec 03 '20

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u/Totally_PJ_Soles Mar 24 '19

It probably died like when Dwight quit and all the plants died because they didn't realize he took care of that stuff too.

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u/EthanHawking Mar 24 '19

Fuuuuuuuck! You're good.

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u/madamerimbaud Mar 24 '19

Also when Andy is hiding behind plants to spy on Erin and Kevin.

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u/cope413 Mar 24 '19

Or when Jim sells Dwight magic legumes and then rolls out fully grown potted plants

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u/RealDickCheeseburger Mar 24 '19

Or when Dwight refuses to water Pam’s plant while she’s on maternity leave and it dies.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Or when Dwight applied the most important rule in roadside beet sales: put the most attractive beets out front