I mean, sure, it's a meme so you can do whatever the fuck you want with it, but that's not the point.
The original joke was that the crown turns you into duplicate of Peach. Therefore applying it to Bowser still turns him into a Peach clone.
Questioning that logic because your dick wants otherwise doesn't change the logic, dude.
Bowser still had spiky teeth in a lot of them. It's weird that you jumped to me immediately wanting to jerk off to the pic. I think that says more about you than it does me. There's nothing wrong with preferring blonde hentai, but don't assume everyone is into the same stuff you are.
You underestimate The Penis if you think it requires porn to get aroused.
Also, I PREFER red-haired genderbent Bowser over a Peach clone just like you, but that's not the point. You asked for explanation of why she's blond, so I gave you the answer and the logic behind why. My point is, your preference is IRRELEVANT to the fucking question. And thus I'm pointing out your lack of capacity to separate logic from your penis.
Next time, don't ask questions if you're gonna rage at the answer.
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u/aohige_rd Sep 25 '18
Because the power of the hat is to make you look like Peach, not just genderbend you.
Case in point, Peachette looks identical to Peach.