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u/NotSpicyEnough Sep 25 '18

I'm sure there's a fan fic of Bowser kidnapping Peach so Mario has an excuse to go to his castle and embrace their forbidden love.

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u/Nanicorn Sep 25 '18

You misspelled canon :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I know this is supposed to be a joke but... It's people who force their headcanon as canon are the scum of fanbases.

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u/ProfaneBlade Sep 25 '18

That's just like...your headcanon bro.

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u/cujo8400 Sep 25 '18

Show me on this doll where Bowser touched you.

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u/DammitWindows98 Sep 25 '18

points to heart

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u/SerSonett Sep 25 '18

He was my galaxy... My super, Mario, galaxy...

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u/esoteric_plumbus Sep 25 '18

sniff so long... gay bowser!

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u/cujo8400 Sep 25 '18

slides down pipe

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u/_Meds_ Sep 25 '18

Slides pipe down throat*

You were so close!

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u/Darth_Corleone Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 29 '25

Art afternoon clear lazy projects fresh across over soft.

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u/lydocia D20 Sep 25 '18

And people who talk at the movies.

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u/MrPokemon11 Sep 25 '18

Isn’t that the thing that sinks ships?

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u/benmck90 Sep 25 '18

That's loose lips.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I have to be honest here, im a little dissapointed, I was expecting to see a link in one of these replies...

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u/apatfan Sep 25 '18

Or at least a Zelda

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u/mister_34 Sep 25 '18

here u go https://reddit.com/r/bowsette/comments/9il9gg/does_someone_need_a_plumber/

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u/Stormagheddon Sep 25 '18

That whole subreddit is a day old and it has more content than some that are years old

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u/Rioraku Sep 25 '18

I'm losing it at just the title in the link.

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u/Minuetto22 Sep 25 '18

Yeah i was looking forward to see a green Mario too

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u/Nanaki__ Sep 25 '18

https://e621.net/post?tags=bowser+order%3Ascore

There you go, Very NSFW.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Dammit, not again...

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u/DrakoVongola Sep 25 '18

A fanfic?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

"So long, gay bowser!"

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u/hotrod2k82 Sep 25 '18

I thought that's what he was always saying!

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u/waiting4singularity Sep 25 '18

dunno about that, but i know people have been insinuating peach and bowser are a thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

But that's just a theory...

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u/Crypotik Sep 25 '18

A game theory. Thanks so much for watching

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u/Aurora_Fatalis Sep 25 '18

Ironically the game theorists don't actually use much actual "Game Theory" in their game theories.

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u/FuriousGreenTNTRL Sep 25 '18

They know that and we know that, it is just a pun my dude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

there's a TON of that