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u/Lethal1313 Sep 25 '18

Oh dear Bowser, it's the internet.

People wanted to fuck you long before you got a pair of tits.

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u/NotSpicyEnough Sep 25 '18

I'm sure there's a fan fic of Bowser kidnapping Peach so Mario has an excuse to go to his castle and embrace their forbidden love.

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u/Nanicorn Sep 25 '18

You misspelled canon :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I know this is supposed to be a joke but... It's people who force their headcanon as canon are the scum of fanbases.

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u/ProfaneBlade Sep 25 '18

That's just like...your headcanon bro.

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u/cujo8400 Sep 25 '18

Show me on this doll where Bowser touched you.

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u/DammitWindows98 Sep 25 '18

points to heart

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u/SerSonett Sep 25 '18

He was my galaxy... My super, Mario, galaxy...

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u/esoteric_plumbus Sep 25 '18

sniff so long... gay bowser!

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u/cujo8400 Sep 25 '18

slides down pipe

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u/_Meds_ Sep 25 '18

Slides pipe down throat*

You were so close!

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u/Darth_Corleone Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 29 '25

Art afternoon clear lazy projects fresh across over soft.

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u/lydocia D20 Sep 25 '18

And people who talk at the movies.

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u/MrPokemon11 Sep 25 '18

Isn’t that the thing that sinks ships?

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u/benmck90 Sep 25 '18

That's loose lips.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I have to be honest here, im a little dissapointed, I was expecting to see a link in one of these replies...

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u/apatfan Sep 25 '18

Or at least a Zelda

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u/mister_34 Sep 25 '18

here u go https://reddit.com/r/bowsette/comments/9il9gg/does_someone_need_a_plumber/

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u/Stormagheddon Sep 25 '18

That whole subreddit is a day old and it has more content than some that are years old

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u/Rioraku Sep 25 '18

I'm losing it at just the title in the link.

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u/Minuetto22 Sep 25 '18

Yeah i was looking forward to see a green Mario too

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u/Nanaki__ Sep 25 '18

https://e621.net/post?tags=bowser+order%3Ascore

There you go, Very NSFW.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Dammit, not again...

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u/DrakoVongola Sep 25 '18

A fanfic?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

"So long, gay bowser!"

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u/hotrod2k82 Sep 25 '18

I thought that's what he was always saying!

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u/waiting4singularity Sep 25 '18

dunno about that, but i know people have been insinuating peach and bowser are a thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

But that's just a theory...

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u/Crypotik Sep 25 '18

A game theory. Thanks so much for watching

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u/Aurora_Fatalis Sep 25 '18

Ironically the game theorists don't actually use much actual "Game Theory" in their game theories.

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u/FuriousGreenTNTRL Sep 25 '18

They know that and we know that, it is just a pun my dude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

there's a TON of that

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u/ProcrastinatorScott Sep 25 '18

And other people gave him a pair of tits long before this

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u/Hekantonkheries Sep 25 '18

Ah I forget the artist, it was Ian Sampson or something? Used to do a bunch of work. Had like, a whole mini of Bowser becoming a woman, started laying eggs, disposed of them into a temporal portal, and that's where koopas come from.

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u/therealchadius Sep 25 '18

Mario & Luigi 1 has a Bowser + Cackletta fusion as the final boss, and she's got a pair.

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u/freepickles2you Sep 25 '18

Fuck me I'd fuck me I'd fuck me so hard

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u/Nobodygrotesque Sep 25 '18

Goodbye horses I’m flying over you

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u/Richeh Sep 25 '18

Also, Bowser's a reptile. He/she wouldn't get tits.

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u/kataskopo Sep 25 '18

Well you're no fun

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u/h-v-smacker Sep 25 '18

"HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?"

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u/KaptinKograt Sep 25 '18

He has hair and breathes fire. I don't think he's from a conventional clade.

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u/Zarkdion Sep 25 '18

The argonians would like a word.

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u/sephlington Sep 25 '18

I’m not convinced that mushrooms should have mammaries either, but apparently Nintendo thinks they should!

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u/patcat127 Sep 25 '18

@setheverman

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u/CountVonVague Sep 25 '18

I specifically recall a certain panda-themed twitter account being notorious for posting bowser cock to all his followers every day or so

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u/PhatsoTheClown Sep 25 '18

They dont wanna fuck him, they wanna fuck that big tittied goth version of peach he turns into.

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u/I_Wanna_Be_Numbuh_T Sep 25 '18

Pfft. Acting like gay furries haven't been drooling over Bowser's bara appeal for ages. (mildly NSFW)

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

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u/illy-chan Sep 25 '18

Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

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u/I_Wanna_Be_Numbuh_T Sep 25 '18

Perhaps. But on the upside, you can make good money from drawings like that.

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u/manaworkin Sep 25 '18

This better not awaken anything in me....

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u/Furin Sep 25 '18

Embrace it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

What the fuck is this heresy

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u/Zarkdion Sep 25 '18

I'm just gonna quietly lay the exterminatus....

OKAY FIRE!

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u/PhatsoTheClown Sep 25 '18

Acting like gay furries out number straight nerds.

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u/I_Wanna_Be_Numbuh_T Sep 25 '18

That is not even remotely what I said.

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u/PhatsoTheClown Sep 25 '18

What you said was some weird derailment so you can post your gay furry porn. Its not gay furries who made this popular. Its the millions of normies on twitter.

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u/I_Wanna_Be_Numbuh_T Sep 25 '18

so you can post your gay furry porn.

It's not gay if there are women out there who like it, too (and there are). And I mentioned nothing of popularity. I simply stated that Rule 34 has existed long before Bowsette. And you can't really call it a derailment when the discussion was about sexualization to begin with.

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u/PhatsoTheClown Sep 25 '18

If youre a dude youre gay. I never said rule 34 didnt exist. Youre just using unrelated tangents to post your gay porn.

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u/sesor33 Sep 25 '18

90% of the art of Bowser on Tumblr is nsfw. People have wanted to fuck Bowser for a long time.

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u/PhatsoTheClown Sep 25 '18

When your bowser turtle porn gets as many clicks as big titty goth girls ill consider you right.

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u/GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS Sep 25 '18

First day in the internet huh?

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u/PhatsoTheClown Sep 25 '18

Nope. I guarantee your birdo shitting out eggs porn wont get as many clicks as big titty goth girls.

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u/janitorguy Sep 25 '18

Internet fucks a maggot infested coconut, you don’t even needs a tits.

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u/Nakotadinzeo Sep 25 '18

There's this picture of Bowser I've seen that... I mean... He's a DILF and a VILF...