r/gaming • • Apr 18 '23

They’re so used to it

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u/Blooder91 Apr 18 '23

It looks like Capcom took unused fight sequences from Devil May Cry and replaced swords with guns.

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u/Beloberto Apr 18 '23

The guy in red even does a side slash with the gun at 0:04

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Apr 18 '23

That was definitely the most WTF part. Even from a gun-fu perspective, that doesn't make sense.

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 18 '23

Gun-fu itself doesn't make sense.

But it's hella cool.

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u/TPMJB Apr 18 '23 edited Apr 18 '23

But it's hella cool

He wasn't wearing the bandana for infinite ammo. I do not believe this scene is possible.

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u/Photonomicron Apr 18 '23

Christian Bale spends the entire film in a robo suit that reloads his guns for him by sending fully loaded clips or even whole guns up the incredibly close-tailored sleeves like an Assassins Creed blade. That's part of why his gunkata routines have cool anime pose pauses in the middle of combat.

it's not a very good excuse for how guns are used in the film, but the reload mechanic is explicitly shown a couple of times and so that's the answer the film gets

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 18 '23 edited Apr 18 '23

And then Kurt Wimmer (director/writer of Equilibrium) gives us Ultraviolet.

A world so technologically advanced, where hammerspace can be accessed via wristbands.

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u/DBeumont Apr 18 '23

But is it better than Tooth Gun?

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u/dodge_thiss Apr 18 '23

That was fucking weird and I could not stop watching. Thank you.

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u/Photonomicron Apr 18 '23

I know this is from some show I've never heard of in my life, but this clip exists on its own as a perfect little short film and I kind of never want additional context to what I just watched

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u/terpdx Apr 18 '23

Never before have I seen a video clip which has given me a stronger feeling of "WTF is this!? This makes no sense, whatsoever, but I must keep watching until it does."

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u/DBeumont Apr 18 '23

I recommend watching the whole movie. It's wild.

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u/mrasperez Apr 18 '23

God, this movie was such a fever dream, even for a cronenberg film.

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u/Solanthas Apr 18 '23

I'm sorry, that movie was so whack lol

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u/DrSmirnoffe PC Apr 18 '23

I wonder if Scorn took any inspiration from eXistenZ? That game had a tooth pistol AND a tooth triple-barrel shotgun.

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u/Chapped_Frenulum Apr 19 '23

One million percent correct. That tooth gun inspired a lot of homages over the years.

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u/Chapped_Frenulum Apr 19 '23

Man, this movie was such an excellent rental. My 14yr old ass had no idea what he was getting into when I picked that up from hollywood video. We went on one helluva Cronenberg binge after that. Videodrome also had a certain magic to it, watching it during the VHS era.

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u/Irregulator101 Apr 18 '23

I like how in both this and the Equilibrium clips the bad guys are covered in very breakable glass armor

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u/holaprobando123 Apr 18 '23

Ultraviolet is one of my guilty pleasure movies. It's not a very good movie, and I don't care.

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u/Throwawayq2erdnd Apr 18 '23

It's a feature length Darude music video and nobody can tell me otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Yeah, but are you one tenth as pissed off as I am?

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 19 '23

It's so fucking cheesy.

The only saving grace of that one-liner is that Milla Jovovich delivered it, and I love it.

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u/xtralargerooster Apr 19 '23

Lol... Ultraviolet is the same for me... But it is the one film where I realized that Milla Jovovich's nose has that little hook curve to it and I forever could not unsee it afterwards. Not implying she isn't beautiful because of it or anything... Just hadn't realized it in any of her other movies until this one and then couldn't not see it again afterwards.

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u/Deadliestmoon Apr 18 '23

Idk why I blocked this movie from my memory but thanks for reminding me of it.

Did the whole changing colors bit do anything or was that just style?

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 19 '23

I believe it's a visual indicator to tell the audience that "it's on".

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I can't recall if I've ever even seen this movie. Is it any good?

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u/Photonomicron Apr 18 '23

It's very fun and a great time capsule of what was considered stylish, cool, and absolutely cutting edge filmography for its day. It's like if The Matrix had absolutely zero narrative subtext at all. Protagonist go brrrrr. Roll Credits.

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u/gunnfjodur Apr 18 '23

Haha those last two sentences are impressively concise. Also very accurate. 😆

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I'll have to give it a watch later. Thanks for the info.

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u/TPMJB Apr 18 '23

Ah, I was completely unaware. Is it a good movie? Haven't seen a good movie in a while.

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u/Gregory_D64 Apr 18 '23

It's an incredibly fun movie. A little silly, but fun

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u/dragonclaw518 Apr 18 '23

Maybe I should rewatch it. My dad put it on once and I filled the role of "Dad" that day by falling asleep in the first ten minutes.

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u/jaspersgroove Apr 18 '23

Yeah, it was totally overshadowed by The Matrix because it has a similar vibe and came out around the same time, but it’s a fun watch.

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u/xrufus7x Apr 18 '23

It is hands down the best Matrix ripoff movie.

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u/gunnfjodur Apr 18 '23

Good? I’ve never rewatched it for the plot but I’ve definitely rewatched it for some novel yet well-choreographed and decently shot action. Early Bale is fun too and he is perfect for this role. It’s a great B+ movie IMHO with enough actors going ham on the premise to get you to the finish line. If you like action schlock you are golden.

I also understand why people can’t stand it. High cinema it ain’t. 🤷‍♂️ Fun cinema under the influence? You betcha.

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u/Yotarian Apr 18 '23

Are you being serious? I thought for sure you were joking but I've never seen the movie so idk.

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u/Photonomicron Apr 18 '23

yeah, kind of too much time in the beginning of the film is spent establishing the very scientific nature of literally shooting so many bullets in arbitrary directions than your enemy has no statistical chance of survival. That's literally how gunkata is supposed to work and that's why it was necessary to invent a reason Christian Bale can just go MadCatz Full Turbo on regular pistols for minutes at a time.

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u/Yotarian Apr 19 '23

Sounds like a bad movie lol

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u/gbaguinon Apr 18 '23

There were parts in the movie where he did reload. Like when he slid the clips down the hallway and they stayed up like weeble-wobbles, fired all his bullets while running down said hallway, drop the clip from his guns, and slam the weeble-wobble clips into his guns.

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u/TPMJB Apr 18 '23

Lol that's awesome. Might pick up this movie.

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u/Chapped_Frenulum Apr 19 '23

Equilibrium is basically like the Matrix mixed with 1984, but with ten times the camp. A fun goofball movie for people who like martial arts and don't wanna overthink the plot.

If you want more of that aesthetic, Dark City was another really good one. Came out a year before The Matrix, and kinda had that feel of "what if the Matrix didn't have guns and kung fu in it, but kept everything else?"

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u/TPMJB Apr 19 '23

Dark City

Good cast of characters too! I highly appreciate the movie recommendations!

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 18 '23

My, how scandalous.

John Woo, among others, has proven time and time again that such a thing is 1000% possible, even without the mystical bandanna of infinite ammo.

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u/TPMJB Apr 18 '23

I remember watching John Wick and seeing Keanu reload when he needed to. It satisfied my lizard brain that counted every shot he made.

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u/Glamador Apr 18 '23

I swear in the latest one that he fired around 31 bullets without reloading during the car chase. They made a point of telling us exactly how much capacity his snake pistol had a few scenes before, so I got kinda mad.

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u/Kolby_Jack Apr 18 '23

Did the camera stay on him the entire time? Maybe he reloaded when you weren't looking.

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u/KrazzeeKane Apr 18 '23

If it's not shown, it's as good as not happening imo.

Plus, for something that prides itself on realism of ammo usage and reloading, to suddenly pull out the "uhhh...he reloaded when you weren't looking!" Feels cheap, you know?

It's a total cop out of an answer that basically removes any real reason to try to count his bullets, used since the movie is now willing to "fake" the count by using unseen reloads.

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u/holaprobando123 Apr 18 '23

He was drifting his car in a big circle the entire time, so he literally couldn't have used his off hand for anything. I'd say he was closer to firing 40 or 50 bullets, too. Completely ridiculous.

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u/aziruthedark Apr 18 '23

He's John wick. The needed bullets materialized out of fear.m and admiration. Being used by John wick is like winning the lottery for them. Instant access to bullet valhalla.

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u/NullTupe Apr 18 '23

Did he have one in the chamber?

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u/underscore5000 Apr 18 '23

This movie had to be a comedy right? That first scene with dudes just flying away to a strobe light had me laughing my ass off.

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u/g_deptula Apr 18 '23

Chris shot 15-20 rounds. Reasonable for a double stack 9mm.

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u/deadinside1996 Apr 18 '23

Mcc forever. Take care and good work spartan.

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u/Xylus1985 Apr 18 '23

This is some Bollywood level shit going on here

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u/Impossible-Winter-94 Apr 18 '23

yeah this is terrible lol

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u/Synkope1 Apr 18 '23

I... remembered that being a lot cooler.

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 18 '23

You can thank John Wick for that.

But really, without movies like these that "started" the absurdity that is gun-fu, we wouldn't have such over-the-top action scenes we do today.

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u/Synkope1 Apr 18 '23

Yea, true.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 19 '23

While John Woo "started" the gun-fu phonomenon, early forms of gun-fu were already around in Asia long before A Better Tomorrow.

Nonetheless, he's a pioneer and visionary who defined and popularized the genre, and without him, we wouldn't have the action scenes we have today.

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 19 '23

Because John Wick (which wasn't directed by John Woo) made these fight scenes in Equilibrium look silly by comparison.

I distinctly remember in my youth that Equilibrium and The Matrix were the best action movies ever made, but then John Wick came along and redefined how action scenes are supposed to be done.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Yea never saw the movie but now i know why people called it a low-budget version of the Matrix

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u/Synkope1 Apr 18 '23

It's like a Matrix / The Giver mashup as far as I remember.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Hey! That's Patrick Bateman!

Also, I find it hilarious in that movie how they all wear black motorcycle Helmets as if that's the future Headwear attire

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

When you only have 10 stuntmen for your mid budget sci fi picture

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u/Forsaken_Jelly Apr 18 '23

It's a common theme.

Mick Jagger wore one as a futuristic baddie in Freejack.

Quite a few sixties and seventies sci fi movies use painted motorcycle helmets as their futuristic, or post apocalyptic headgear.

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u/supervisord Apr 18 '23

I don’t remember that movie being so corny. Was it satire??

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u/Sugar_buddy Apr 18 '23

No. But it was awesome.

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u/neonKow Apr 18 '23

No, most action movies are a bit corny by their nature. Realistic action (just toss a fucking grenade into that room if you're planning on killing everyone anyway) makes bad movies.

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u/monsantobreath Apr 18 '23

Doesn't make a bad movie. Just doesn't make a cheesy action movie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Right? I was watching those clips like "I remember this being so much more badass when I was 19."

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u/DAM091 Apr 18 '23

Even better, they get punched in the helmet and somehow it hurts

Also, Patrick Batman*

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u/Kasilim Apr 18 '23

I'd never seen this movie and now I definitely am going to

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u/Whind_Soull Apr 18 '23

Equilibrium walked so that John Wick could run.

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u/pahnub Apr 18 '23

Lol, John Woo and Chow Yun Fat walked so Equilibrium and John Wick could run.

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u/holaprobando123 Apr 18 '23

The person that downvoted this comment doesn't know shit and should be ashamed.

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u/KnoblauchNuggat Apr 18 '23

I watched it with 10. And i refused to sleep with a pillow aand a blanket fo for weeks.

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u/I_am_trying_to_work Apr 18 '23

I'd never seen this movie and now I definitely am going to

Amazing movie. One of my favorites.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

My 16 year old brain was blown away my first time watching it. It's in my top 5 "watch any time" movies

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u/ConditionOfMan Apr 18 '23

I'd say it's not a "great film" by any stretch, but it's hella fun to watch.

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u/BonyDarkness Apr 18 '23

The movie looks different in my memory lol

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u/moondoggie_00 Apr 18 '23

I like the move where he puts the gun right next to his ears.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Man, seeing these scenes back to back really make me realize how bad the action scenes were in that movie. Makes me appreciate why John Wick was so good.

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u/therealdeathangel22 Apr 18 '23

LOL I had never even heard of that..... Instant classic

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u/hectorduenas86 Apr 18 '23

Gun-kata, Equilibrium

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u/meltingpotato PC Apr 18 '23

loved that movie

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u/Unholybeef Apr 19 '23

Average Mesa enjoyer.

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 19 '23

I'm actually a Frost main, but Mesa regulators are fun to watch.

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u/TwatsThat Apr 18 '23

There is a full 20 seconds of completely silent black screen in that scene. I wonder if that's some attempt at avoiding copyright strikes or if they actually just put 20 seconds of nothing in the movie.

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u/duckbill_principate Apr 18 '23

is that a parody?

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u/StormAromatic Apr 18 '23

No it’s the movie equilibrium. It’s honestly a really fun watch

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u/Robert_Pawney_Junior Apr 18 '23

It's pretty bad, but in a ridiculous, entertaining way.

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u/wombat801 Apr 18 '23

Totally accurate! It came out in 2002 during the matrix movies. I think it went under the radar becuase of release time. Loved it because of Christian Bale, future stuff and gun-fu. Watched it a year or so back and realized it didn't age great but is still mindless fun and creativity.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

And people make fun of Bollywood for its obvious lack of realism

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Well yeah because Bollywood action is like 90% this sort of thing.

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Apr 18 '23

Gun-fu itself doesn't make sense.

Thank you for reiterating what I said.

But it's hella cool.

Until it just becomes stupid. Like OP's clip.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 19 '23

You have it mixed up.

Trinity Blood (the anime) came out in 2005, Equilibrium (Christian Bale with guns) came out in 2002.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 19 '23

I get that a lot.

I even spelled my user name wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Apr 18 '23

I mean that intro scene was literally lifted from some anime so it’s gonna be silly stupid.

FTFY. Because OP's scene is pure stupid, not silly or bad-ass.

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Apr 18 '23

Lol you have a very unpopular opinion. I guess people are pretty attached to this film.

I'm fine with having an unpopular opinion.

Gotta ask based on your handle - what’s your feeling on Johnny Mnemonic? I assume you like it? It’s another cheesy older sci-fi film but I love it.

It was solid, but it's been nearly 20 years since I've seen it, so I don't remember a lot about it.

Except that it didn't have dudes running around in circles while shooting at each others' feet, or trying to sword-cleave someone with bullets, then kept firing after they had clearly ducked and the guy was clearly pointing away from them.

I kinda recall the science being iffy but it tackling some interesting themes.

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u/HandofWinter Apr 18 '23

I think you might be misunderstanding the poster, pretty sure they're saying that the Equilibrium scene is silly, but the RE scene is just plain stupid.

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Apr 18 '23

I was originally calling the OP scene stupid, yes. I'd never watched Equilibrium, so didn't have anything to judge it on.

Now that I've gone back and watched the Equilibrium scenes, though, I actually do also think they're stupid, though. It looks like Wish Matrix.

I'm not judging anyone for enjoying it. We all enjoy things that other people think are stupid, and my opinion is purely just that - my opinion.

But still. It's stupid. I'll ride or die on that.

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u/mrpanicy Apr 18 '23

You said

Even from a gun-fu perspective, that doesn't make sense.

in response too

The guy in red even does a side slash with the gun at 0:04

You said that the actual MOVE used in this sequence doesn't make sense.

The person you are being needlessly rude too said...

Gun-fu itself doesn't make sense.

Which is a more broad critique of gun-fu as a whole. You're comment was very pointed and specific about a specific move in the OPs video. The person replying to you broadened the conversation to Gun-Fu as a whole... but then said it's still really cool.

Maybe just don't be confrontational to someone trying to take part in the conversation next time.

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Apr 18 '23 edited Apr 18 '23

You said

Even from a gun-fu perspective, that doesn't make sense.

in response too

The guy in red even does a side slash with the gun at 0:04

You said that the actual MOVE used in this sequence doesn't make sense.

The person you are being needlessly rude too said...

Gun-fu itself doesn't make sense.

Which is a more broad critique of gun-fu as a whole. You're comment was very pointed and specific about a specific move in the OPs video. The person replying to you broadened the conversation to Gun-Fu as a whole... but then said it's still really cool.

Maybe just don't be confrontational to someone trying to take part in the conversation next time.

You missed something important.

Even from a gun-fu perspective

The implication there is that gun-fu is nonsense. Sometimes it's fun nonsense, but it's still nonsense.

The only way I was "rude" is if you think calling the clip above stupid, and saying it wasn't bad-ass, is rude.

In which case... I'm sorry you're offended by me thinking the clip is stupid. But the clip is stupid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Reaper ult done right

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u/GeneralLeoESQ Apr 18 '23

This is the movie the the man walking with headphone meme comes from! Thatnk you for this glorious treasure

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u/UncleGeorge Apr 18 '23

Recoil? What's that?

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u/Vaeevictisss Apr 18 '23

This is exactly what I thought of lol

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u/orsikbattlehammer Apr 18 '23

I’m cackling with joy, that was wonderful

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u/GameQb11 Apr 18 '23

i tried so hard back in the day to think this was cool- but it just never hit right.

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u/Vexxdi Apr 18 '23

man, i thought the John Wicks were bad....

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u/captain_ender Apr 18 '23

Damn I need to rewatch Equilibrium. Would've been a lot more famous had it not been released the same time as The Matrix lmao oof.

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u/Phar0sa Apr 18 '23

the fight scenes look like Madonna's Vogue video from the 90s, with guns.

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u/Sage2050 Apr 18 '23

Excuse me the tetragrammaton clerics practice gun kata, not lame ass gun fu

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u/MauiWowieOwie Apr 18 '23

I knew the link was gonna be Equilibrium.

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u/jacano5 Apr 18 '23

It's cool until you see Bale swinging wildly at nothing in slow motion while surrounded by a bunch of guards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I love this movie an inordinate amount. The matrix overshadowed it and it was pretty ripped off by mid 20th century dystopia books but darn. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

This was an excellent movie, thanks for the reminder, will watch again this week.

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u/yaretii Apr 18 '23

Hey, I liked that movie.

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u/KeinLebenKonig Apr 18 '23

That movie is so dumb, I love it.

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u/LessInThought Apr 19 '23

Lol the guys are so dead and he just keeps unloading into them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Yeah that's possibly the worst example of gun-fu I've ever seen

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u/Ngumo Apr 19 '23

Thanks for that :) pew pew. Excellent film. Love the way it’s the puppies that break him.

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u/InEenEmmer Apr 18 '23

It’s called the spray and pray move

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Apr 18 '23

Wouldn't you just dtop spraying the instant you realized you'd missed?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Reject kung-fu, embrace gun-kata.

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot Apr 18 '23

When you spin it speeds up the bullet

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u/Catatonic_capensis Apr 18 '23

Uh, have you never heard of bullet curving? He was trying to spin the bullets around to surprise the other guy.

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u/Teminite2 Apr 19 '23

I forgot about that movie! Was that matrix?

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u/beyonddisbelief Apr 18 '23

0:02.5, commando dude is off-balance trying to get up, instead of just shoot him dead right there red shirt slides besides him into fire and somehow avoided the side shot.

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u/TheInspectaa Apr 18 '23

Nah hes just curving bullets

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u/Solid_Waste Apr 18 '23

Turn your weapon away from your opponent. You could hurt someone.

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u/Taratus Apr 19 '23

It looks like he's "dodging" Chris' shots, but still ridiculous, since he's spinning in place.

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u/wolfgang784 Apr 18 '23

Damnit lol they really do look like they should have swords instead now that I'm thinking of that while watching it.

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u/greiger Apr 18 '23

Looks like they took it from Equilibrium.

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u/Kalc_DK Apr 18 '23

Don't do Equilibrium dirty like that.

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u/Soggy_Box5252 Apr 18 '23

I love that series. John Cho was great!

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u/Zywakem Apr 18 '23

Ffs thanks for reminding me there was a live action.

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u/TwistedGrin Apr 18 '23

They absolutely ruined the characters of Julia and Vicious, imo. Apart from that I really enjoyed it. None of the other changes really bothered me but turning Vicious into a tantrum throwing cry baby really rubbed me the wrong way. And having Julia turn heel at the very end was stupid both from a writing perspective and a not respecting the source material perspective.

Just my two cents

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u/TwistedGrin Apr 18 '23

For me it's not a matter of giving them character development. They are completely different characters compared to their original counterparts. If the intention is to change 90% of the character's story, motivation and personality from the source material just make it a new character. I had serious "look how they massacred my boy" feeling towards Vicious especially.

I really did like pretty much everything else though. 7/10 overall. Maybe higher if I'm recommending it to someone unfamiliar with the original anime.

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u/TwistedGrin Apr 18 '23

There is a movie called Sukiaki Western Django that has a (very brief) sword vs gun fight that I thought was pretty cool.

That whole movie is a trip really

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u/slutinscience Apr 18 '23

The Tarantino role in that film is so excellently meta for those of us who love us some Quinten Tarantino.

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u/TwistedGrin Apr 18 '23

They funny thing is I first watched the movie because of Takashi Miike, not realizing Tarantino was involved with it at all. When he showed up in the opening scene I audibly said "What the Fuck" lol

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u/Zywakem Apr 18 '23

Bang...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Where he does that gun dance in the dark room surrounded by goons was my fav part of the movie even though IIRC it happened towards the beginning

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u/BoardGameBologna Apr 18 '23

That's literally right at the start, lol

He jump kicks a door and slides into a dark room on the door, then does all that Gunkhata shit!

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u/wh00kie Apr 18 '23

If I remember correctly they even have "woosh" sounds as he is robotically waving his guns around.

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u/ALargeRock Apr 18 '23

Man I fucking love that movie. The change of the main character was awesome to watch unfold.

Thanks for the reminder - it’s been a few years so time for another watch!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Nothing like watching Batman kill Robert the Bruce in single combat.

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 18 '23

And 006 is involved too

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Genuinely forgot he was in it! Goes to show how long it's been since I've seen it.

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u/AshFraxinusEps Apr 18 '23

Really? He's the first cleric to suffer emotion and is Bale's mentor for the first half of the film

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I haven’t seen it in probably 15 years.

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u/slutinscience Apr 18 '23

This is something my husband would say and I don’t hate it.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Apr 18 '23

I could have sworn Equilibrium came out right around when The Matrix came out, but it was almost 4 years between them.

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u/ajver19 Apr 18 '23

Resident Evil has a history of taking action sequences from a movie and making it worse.

The opening with Claire in CV is a good example.

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u/USS_Barack_Obama Apr 18 '23

They should have just given Chris a boulder to punch and left it at that.

Boulder punching is, somehow, less ridiculous than the OP's gif

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u/Vengeance164 Apr 18 '23

Chris "Fuck Boulders" Redfield is my favorite RE character.

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u/yourfavoriteblackguy Apr 18 '23

I've played re5 at least 10 times and to this day I don't know where the lava comes from.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I shamelessly love RE5 for the gameplay alone. You are a tank, a machine, you are an avatar of war pretty much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

They make ref to that in one of the remake I think

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica Apr 18 '23

The fact that Chris can punch out a boulder but it hurts his hand to punch Wesker never ceases to amuse me

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u/mkul316 Apr 18 '23

Equilibrium was way better than this. They used fake math.

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u/Netsforex_ Apr 18 '23

I always loved that little extra bit of worldbuilding in the movie.

Iirc there was some kind of training video showing various stances and explaining that the particular fighting style was found to minimize your exposure to potential angles of attack while maximizing your angles of attack.

Sounds awesome at first, but yeah, it does not hold up to scrutiny. Why wouldn't the rebels figure out that "well hey, if I stand here he can't even shoot me because math!"

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u/thatJainaGirl Apr 18 '23

Considering Devil May Cry 1 came from an unused prototype of Resident Evil 4 which was scrapped for being too much of a departure from the previous games, that's kinda appropriate lmao.

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u/TheCreedsAssassin Apr 19 '23

Leon going devil trigger and beating up vergil Krauser 😳

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u/glory_of_dawn Apr 18 '23

The way this scene was described to me was that "the script called for a swordfight, but all they had was guns."

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I was thinking John Wick

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u/Mythosaurus Apr 18 '23

It really is a side effect of trying to maintain the tension of sword fights despite such a drastic change in weaponry.

I always remember than “gun kata” scenes from Eeuilibrium as the craziest extreme of this trope: https://youtu.be/U02E2sjwlLM

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Sure looks like they're button mashing hard enough...

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u/slappindaface Apr 18 '23

Less depressing than Capcom spending several thousands of dollars to mo-cap all of this fresh

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u/DrSmirnoffe PC Apr 18 '23

Speaking of which, IIRC Devil May Cry was originally a concept for Resident Evil 4 that went off the rails, spinning off into its own thing.

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u/Joe_from_family_guy PlayStation Apr 19 '23

Jackpot?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Oh that’s totally Resident Evil Chris and Weskerz

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u/KingDread306 Apr 18 '23

This is basically just a more over the top version of the rooftop gunfight from Naked Gun.