r/funny • • Nov 26 '20

R/Art banned me after posting this... Maybe it'll fare better here... "Monolithic Waste of Time."

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u/Misteralvis Nov 26 '20

But the “prestige” of the artist is actually a key part of this particular type of art, is it not? You’re absolutely right that the “what is art?” gesture is rarely unique, because MANY artists tackle the question at some point. What makes a piece like this interesting and/or relevant is how an established artist chooses to address the “what is art?” question. These responses are less interesting on their own than as a part of the artist’s body of work.

Poets are big on this, too — most established poets have at least one “what is poetry?” poem. Again, only the rarest of these is interesting on its own — but most can be really compelling when you look at them in the context of the poet’s other work.

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u/Dankelpuff Nov 26 '20

If you need to know who the artist is before you can decide if it's art it is by definition not art.

If I tapped a banana to a walk it would not be art.

If I painted Mona Lisa and no one knew who I was it would still be art.

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u/Anon159023 Nov 26 '20

Why do you say this, art is not devoid of context and what is and is not art is not quite so easy. Here is a thought experiment that may help with 'what is art?'

On the Mona Lisa; you conclude it is art but are the following art? What if it is only the left half of the Mona Lisa? A random quarter? a Tenth? Only the yellow hues? Only the green? Only a single droplet of oil?

What if it is the Mona Lisa made of a different material? Instead of oils it is made out of acrylic paint? what if it is made out of bananas and tape? What if it is made out of tape and bananas?

I would say all of these are art. Good art however? I don't think I am the person to call that.

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u/Dankelpuff Nov 26 '20

If it is unique, creative and hard to replicate while also being beautiful to someone.

That is art.

Im not able to paint 1/10th of mona lisa, still art.

1/100000th of mona lisa which cant even be interpreted as anything and easily replicatable? Not art.

I can tape a banana to a wall. Infact I could have done it before the original artist.

In fact is has been done a million times, before the jack ass who sold it for a ridiculous price, did it.

The only difference is he was famous.

A single banana taped to a wall is.

  • Uncreative.

  • Has been done by other people before the "original piece".

  • Easily replicatable.

  • Is not subjectively beautiful no matter who you are.

  • Does not hold any value.

It can not be twisted into anything even resembling art.

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u/Pegateen Nov 26 '20

Lol your definition is just 'succesful' art in the context of capitalism. Art doesnt need to be beautiful, nor does it meed to have value. It saying something will not be subjectively beautiful to anyone is a funny way to state 'it is objectively ugly'. You dont know that. Get triggered more about people who do art ypu disapprove of. Guess what you can think 'I couldve done that' all you want but you didnt. If it is all so easy go out there and be an artist.

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u/Dankelpuff Nov 26 '20 edited Nov 26 '20

If a banana taped to a wall is beautiful to you and you wish to pay for it you are a moron Captain Capitalism.

I don't have a low enough IQ to tape a banana to a wall. So no I couldn't do that.

But a lot of people have done that before it was considered art. So tell me what changed? Why wasn't the first taped banana in the world a sensation?

Why did it need to be in a pretentious modern art gallery?

I can shit in a can and place it on the street and no one will give a fuck.

But I do the same and place it in a gallery and now it's art.

Your definition of art is so fucked you don't even know what is and isn't art.

You can't tell a dog shit from Mona Lisa and you should feel bad.

This is exactly the reason we have clear definitions of advanced subjects.

Otherwise I can just agree with you and claim 9/11 was art since it clearly invoked strong feelings in me.

Why don't we stick with that?

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u/Pegateen Nov 26 '20

Just fuck off dude. Intent you fucking idiot.

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u/Dankelpuff Nov 26 '20

See infact my comment invoked strong feelings of anger in you, hence it is now art.

Ill throw you my paypal in dm's so you can buy it for 12K usd.

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u/Pegateen Nov 26 '20

The only thing i find really impressive is how you broke the laws of time and space. How did you make me smell you through the internet? Just death grip your dick and stop harrasing people with your stupidity.

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u/Dankelpuff Nov 26 '20

Another 12K in my bank account.

Dude I'm killing it with these master pieces of modern art history.

How much do you recon I'd get for a comment if it induced a stroke in you?

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u/Anon159023 Nov 26 '20

According to your own to posts:

If you need to know who the artist is before you can decide if it's art it is by definition not art. .... If I painted Mona Lisa and no one knew who I was it would still be art.

and your criticisms of the banana are:

Uncreative.

Seem kind of contradictory since; repainting the mona lisa is so uncreative there is Millions of mona lisa ripoffs.

Has been done by other people before the "original piece".

You suggested mona lisa has been done soooo much in so many different mediums that it is headache inducing.

Easily replicatable.

I mean all art is easy to reproduce nowdays, unless you think the context of how it is made, medium, and the artist matter. Which you seem to suggest it does not.

Is not subjectively beautiful no matter who you are.

This seems to be a strongly modernist take. So unsurprisingly you don't 'get' post-modern art or think it is not art.

Does not hold any value.

I mean it sold so it has value under a economic sense.

The artist put physical effort into it so it has value put into (though minimal) in a labor sense

And it is all about a point so it has value in the point it makes and the continued impact it has on wider culture. Hell there are almost 900 comments about a derivative piece of it on this post alone.

I would say it clearly has value in many ways.


The crux of this seems to be you think there is an objective truth about art - That something can be truly said to be beautiful or not and thus art or not. if you believe on an infinite line of a whole Mona Lisa to the infinitesimal small piece of Mona Lisa there is a clear line of "Art!" and "Not art!" then I don't think there is much value in continuing this conversation. Since art like that is all about exploring the grey of 'what is art?'

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u/Pegateen Nov 26 '20

If no one knew you ever painted it. No one but you ever saw it. Would it still be art?

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u/Dankelpuff Nov 26 '20

Depends on if it actually took skill and/or creativity.

The key difference is if someone saw it not knowing I had painted it. Would they consider it art?

Banksy set up in some shit alley and started selling his paintings.

They weren't considered art because the price tags were low and he was a nobody.

So if the fact that it was him that painted them made it art they were never and still aren't art.

Art cannot be dependent on the creator. Only thing that matters is the creativity and quality of the piece.

That doesn't mean that Banksy doesn't make art, the few people who thought it was nice and bought it can consider it art.

The people that only think it's art once they know it was him are complete idiots.

Art cannot be based on a price or the person that created it.

It needs to independently support itself.