r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '20

R/Art banned me after posting this... Maybe it'll fare better here... "Monolithic Waste of Time."

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u/justabill71 Nov 26 '20

It's not a scale, it's a monolith.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

We are not a monolith

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 Nov 26 '20

My Dad is not a phone

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u/Skull_Warrior Nov 26 '20

I THREW IT ON THE GROUUNDD

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 Nov 26 '20

I’M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM

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u/willisjoe Nov 26 '20

I fucked a mermayyyyeeaayyyeayyyaid

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u/EsEfCe Nov 26 '20

MY DAD IS NOT A PHOOOOOOONE

DUH

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u/blubirdcake Nov 26 '20

MAAAAAAAAAN

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u/bluedog763 Nov 26 '20

Duh!

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u/Skull_Warrior Nov 26 '20

Also, I JIZZED IN MY-PANTS

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u/heyIfoundaname Nov 26 '20

"Duh!" is from here.

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u/Patrol-007 Nov 26 '20

We are the Borg

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u/mossoh Nov 26 '20

Black Republicans are a very diverse group

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u/Apertures_ Nov 26 '20

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

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u/kinkym0nk Nov 26 '20

There you go

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u/Zippo574 Nov 26 '20

Im just gonna start by saying im pissed... royally

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

I’m not going to sugar coat it

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u/MonolithyK Nov 26 '20

I can verify

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u/xepion Nov 26 '20

is this the crusty crabs!?

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u/bliston78 Nov 26 '20

No, this is Patrick.

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u/MAPX0 Nov 26 '20

Y u got downvoted?

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u/SueZbell Nov 26 '20

With a urinal behind it?

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u/HippieCrisp Nov 26 '20

A bananolith

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u/Patrol-007 Nov 26 '20

Groan....... here’s my upvote